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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTexas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters
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AUSTIN, TXIn an effort to address rising gun violence in the state, Texas legislators passed a new law Friday mandating that police wait 24 hours before engaging with active shooters. Deciding whether or not to respond to an active shooting is an extremely serious decision for any police officer to make, and we want to ensure that all Texas law enforcement officers have ample time to think it through, said Gov. Greg Abbott, who added that the 24-hour waiting period, which would begin the moment dispatchers received their first 911 call, would help police be 100% certain that protecting the public was prudent. Before rushing into a school or church to stop a massacre, police will be required to wait a full 24 hours, never acting a minute sooner. Theyll also be subject to mandatory counseling with their peers in the parking lot so they can fully recognize the risks involved with attempting to save lives. We wouldnt want them to do something in the heat of the moment that theyd regret, like taking out the shooter. At press time, Abbott added that each additional 911 call authorities received would restart the waiting period.
Getting harder and harder to suss out Satire.
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Texas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Jun 2022
OP
Whew!! I kept looking for an Onion reference... glad to find it! The pathetic thing is that the
Karadeniz
Jun 2022
#1
The cops should have to undergo some kind of invasive cavity search as well
Hugh_Lebowski
Jun 2022
#10
Why don't we just deputize the police as undertakers? Then they'll have something to do...
erronis
Jun 2022
#14
Next up: Republican Leadership is hard working for and honest with the people!
Brainfodder
Jun 2022
#15
Karadeniz
(22,535 posts)1. Whew!! I kept looking for an Onion reference... glad to find it! The pathetic thing is that the
Onion is good because it's plausible...
sop
(10,193 posts)2. What would we do without The Onion?
Faux pas
(14,681 posts)3. Lol
I almost wasn't surprised
nycbos
(6,034 posts)4. Don't know whether to laugh or cry
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,313 posts)5. I love good satire
The Onion is always amusing
Baitball Blogger
(46,735 posts)6. That's going to leave a mark.
TeamProg
(6,139 posts)7. Hilarious! and Spot On !!
dalton99a
(81,515 posts)8. Kick
riversedge
(70,242 posts)9. oh the Onion out does itself again.
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)10. The cops should have to undergo some kind of invasive cavity search as well
asa4ever
(66 posts)11. I hope Abbott doesn't read it and decide that it is a good idea.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)12. Makes sense when you think about it.
Before acting, need to know if they are watering the tree of liberty or not. Wouldnt want to step on any 2nd Amendment rights.
Probatim
(2,529 posts)13. The final sentence is the harshest for Abbott.
It sure seemed like the police were waiting for all the 911 calls from the children to stop before they entered.
erronis
(15,302 posts)14. Why don't we just deputize the police as undertakers? Then they'll have something to do...
Not sure they'd be good at cleaning up all the little messes. They don't really like blood very much.
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)15. Next up: Republican Leadership is hard working for and honest with the people!
WTG The Onion!
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)16. It was a toss-up....
Borowitz or the Onion. Borowitz or the Onion. Borowitz or the Onion.
The Onion won. Very well done.
Historic NY
(37,451 posts)17. seems plausible
calimary
(81,312 posts)18. I was hoping this was satire from somewhere or other
but Im never sure anymore.
Joinfortmill
(14,429 posts)19. Not funny.
burrowowl
(17,641 posts)20. Kick!