Getting hot here in Texas

[PurgedVoter]

ERCOT and Abbott say we will be fine, so I expect all of Texas to be defrosting their freezers all the same time and living on those things that have been sealed in ice at the back or bottom of the freezer.

"Are you sure we should eat this?" "We live in Texas and the cash registers are down, it's eat that or starve. Lets hope there's enough propane for the grill or we'll be eating it raw."

[czarjak]

1. IF the grid goes, gonna be a lot of spoilage. Greg's got a backup plan though. Pretty sure.

[PurgedVoter]

2. I fear Greg does have a backup plan, but I doubt it serves the common good.

I expect his plan will pay huge a dividend for some of his backers. Enron was a Texas company after all.

[ZonkerHarris]

3. Greg's plan is to feed the poor to the rich

[rownesheck]

4. Yeah,

his plan when the grid goes down, is to stop all the rapes.

[hatrack]

7. Doubtful, but I'm sure he has a backup generator

Or, to quote every Republican ever, "I'm good - fuck y'all!"

[anarch]

5. on the bright side, it'll probably get hot enough to just put a pan out in the sun

and it will provide enough heat to cook your food; just have to do it during daylight hours--and voila, you've got an instant solar powered grill!

[oioioi]

6. And when all those Musk-friendly Texans start charging up their new tax-free Teslas...

we're going to Mars, folks.

[dalton99a]

8. "Everyone give me $100,000"

The SpaceX CEO told Anderson that “almost anyone can work and save up and eventually have $100,000 and be able to go to Mars if they want,” in reference to the hypothesized cost of each journey. Alternatively, prospective Martians could procure funding from government sponsors or by taking out a loan, Musk said.

[hatrack]

9. Have another microdose, Elon, you fucking mental turnip . . . .