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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Haggard-looking former president was a surprise guest at the Andrew Giuliani fundraiser
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TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Probatim
(2,529 posts)Maybe the summer heat in Merdo-lardo will do us some good.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)to tbe 70s. He looked like shit then and hasn't aged well.
Probatim
(2,529 posts)One was at my PCP's office and was going on about how she'd let him have his way with her. I just looked at her and asked if it was the money - because if it was his appearance, she was delusional.
She wasn't too thrilled with my comment. Her office mates were deeply amused.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)electric_blue68
(14,906 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)No life in those beady eyes either.
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)Maybe his blood pressure is spiking.
wnylib
(21,484 posts)Or maybe just sunburn?
Raster
(20,998 posts)...He's finding it difficult to breathe.
JI7
(89,251 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)NewHendoLib
(60,015 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)NewHendoLib
(60,015 posts)Red with an orange center
He's definitely a weed, not a flower, though!
niyad
(113,330 posts)NewHendoLib
(60,015 posts)Sitting out in my yard in a shady corner, just watered. 82 and humid, heading to 90, which is hot for here.
All feels right with the world when I am out here listening to the birds!
electric_blue68
(14,906 posts)NJCher
(35,684 posts)always enjoy your humorous posts.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)calimary
(81,304 posts)Raster
(20,998 posts)Omnipresent
(5,714 posts)Tfg probably wears diapers
jpak
(41,758 posts)He got the Hamberder Bloat
Yup
Layzeebeaver
(1,624 posts)It has to be
SWBTATTReg
(22,130 posts)wiping his nose clean after he uses.
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)I would be shocked if he could walk more than twenty feet without gasping for air. He's morbidly obese and never exercised a day in his life, and his history of snorting things up his nose doesn't help there, either
gab13by13
(21,359 posts)He isn't going to someone else's fundraiser without getting a cut.
niyad
(113,330 posts)calimary
(81,304 posts)Tetrachloride
(7,847 posts)and a few doses of others vapors.
roamer65
(36,745 posts)NewHendoLib
(60,015 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)Part of this nutritious breakfast!
secondwind
(16,903 posts)PatSeg
(47,496 posts)as he always looks awful to me. Now that we don't see him every day on TV and online, I am always surprised at how truly ugly he is. For a man who is so conscious of optics, he is totally oblivious to how HE looks to the rest of the world - certainly not the way he sees himself in the mirror.
wnylib
(21,484 posts)He sees what he wants to see.
PatSeg
(47,496 posts)about him and his life. There is only one truth and that is his truth.
Harker
(14,022 posts)Croney
(4,661 posts)Happy Hoosier
(7,313 posts)And I'm not talking about his weight.
His clothes are poorly tailored. He looks like bronzer and hairspray are his only grooming routines.
What a mess.
Ohio Joe
(21,756 posts)Committing suicide by fast food does not look like a great way to kill yourself.
malaise
(269,044 posts)Thats the look I expect when they take him out in handcuffs😀😀
keithbvadu2
(36,823 posts)iscooterliberally
(2,860 posts)Prof. Toru Tanaka
(1,964 posts)Barack Obama looks like he stepped off of a GQ cover. I think the tan suit makes him look like a boss.
Donald Trump looks like he stepped off a MAD Magazine cover. What is funny is that he is not trying to look like a laughingstock.
3catwoman3
(24,006 posts)ITA - Definitely GQ cover material.
Samrob
(4,298 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)(With apologies to actual ticks)
https://sp-ao.shortpixel.ai/client/to_auto,q_glossy,ret_img,w_450,h_300/
calimary
(81,304 posts)ShazzieB
(16,412 posts)Ticks are nasty, disease-carrying blood suckers. Not all that different from TFG in some ways.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)But, having pulled another one off me yesterday, I agree that ticks are nasty disease-carrying creepy little blood suckers.
Almost as bad as the former president and his money sucking minions.
not fooled
(5,801 posts)Yeah, bloated after a blood meal.
Needs to be photoshopped onto a picture of Lady Liberty or a map of America.
SoonerPride
(12,286 posts)my mind.
He is incoherent and idiotic but they thunk he's a genius.
Meanwhile Pres. Biden is articulate and concise and they prattle on about how he's lost his marbles.
They are either delusional or delusional.
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)It's the old, "distract from your faults by projecting them onto someone else."--with a big assist from "We're too stupid/brain-washed to distinguish between a stutter and cognitive decline."
Boomerproud
(7,954 posts)Yep, he's starting to feel the pressure.
kozar
(2,118 posts)Zero eye contact!!! Not a body language signal that exudes confidence and control IMHO.
Koz
NJCher
(35,684 posts)Why? Because Andrew Guiliani is not vaccinated and because he's not, it's relatively certain they had no mask requirement for the fundraiser.
How do I know? On the NY gubanatorial debate a few days ago, Andrew Guiliani had to attend virtually because they wouldn't allow him in person due to his non-vaccinated status.
wnylib
(21,484 posts)it will be Giuliani against Hochul in the general.
But I doubt that even NYC would vote for the former mayor's son. They fell out of love with "America's Mayor" long ago.
I don't doubt, though, that there would be a lot of idiotic mud slinging from Giuliani and his supporters.
Botany
(70,516 posts)He looks unsteady on his feet, bloated, and more than a little out of it.
If I heard he dropped dead today I wouldn't be surprised. I wonder if
the J-6 hearings are tearing up his insides?
Andrew Giuliani almost looks like he is keeping "the donald" from falling.
Marcuse
(7,487 posts)Meadowoak
(5,551 posts)is the only one he lets near his "hair."
colorado_ufo
(5,734 posts)Black suit and white shirt with no tie at a formal event? It looks like he just woke up and they threw a suit coat on him.
bucolic_frolic
(43,176 posts)catbyte
(34,402 posts)liberalla
(9,249 posts)Andrew - Got any dry trousers?
Kid Berwyn
(14,908 posts)And spent.
3Hotdogs
(12,390 posts)VGNonly
(7,495 posts)from Everybody Loves Raymond.
sdfernando
(4,935 posts)Its a fundraiser not dinner with royalty!
BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)Squirm, you worthless POS.
Prof. Toru Tanaka
(1,964 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Mr. Sparkle
(2,935 posts)"They're not behind me, are they?"
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LetMyPeopleVote
(145,293 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,443 posts)struggle4progress
(118,291 posts)and hand it to Ivanka or Jarod!"
purr-rat beauty
(543 posts)waiting for you to meet