Fun fact. Bodyguards collect Putin's poop when he's out of Russia.

[LAS14]

I heard this on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, so I figure it's gotta be true, right?

[Ocelot II]

1. It's true.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216790052

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Putin is very ill

This is strange and there has to be some reason for this

[rurallib]

3. So is this like material to make another one when he passes?

Couldn't be much shittier.

Wonder if Benedict Donald is getting some injections of that good stuff?

[Jerry2144]

5. It might explain

How he got to be so full of shit

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. They probably collect Donwuld's too.

Except his are sent to a laminating plant where they're encased in clear acrylic resin and sold to his worshippers as paperweights. (Certificate of Authenticity available for $50 extra.)

[dem4decades]

8. And we thought boot licking was the worst thing his staff did.

[Auggie]

6. Feces is a huge prize for intelligence services

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What better way to gauge the true health of a friend or enemy? The hunt has been on-going for decades as I understand it.

[Sneederbunk]

7. Has to be reminded not to flush.

[Crunchy Frog]

10. They're going to transform them into holy relics,

and place them in a temple next to Lenin's corpse. It will be his form of immortality.

[ymetca]

11. Now I'm wondering

if he drinks his own urine...

That's some Level 11 paranoia there.

[keithbvadu2]

12. Collecting used toilet paper as a source of classfied info

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cold-war-spies-sifted-through-used-soviet-toilet-paper-in-search-of-clues

[alphafemale]

13. I would do pay per view to watch that Mike Rowe twit do this.

Bare handed.