Men Want To Know: What Can I Do To Prevent Abortions?

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[3catwoman3]

1. Keep your dick...

...in your drawers.

[comradebillyboy]

3. That's an unacceptable solution. I got a vasectomy

instead.

[3catwoman3]

5. Being really pissed about women always getting the blame...

...and bearing the consequences resulted in me being tempted into a rare lapse into crude simplicity.

I commend you on being willing to "get your brakes re-aligned," so to speak.

In my pediatric nurse practitioner job, from which I retired a little over a year ago after 45 years in the trenches, I saw many teenagers, and toward the end of a visit, tried to squeeze in a very short bit on taking good care of themselves. I'd say, "You'll be faced with lots of decisions in the next few years. Some get do overs, and some don't. Think twice about any decision that may put you in a casket, a jail cell, give you an incurable disease, or make you a parent before you are ready."

One very handsome about-to-be college freshman said, "I can do better than that. Here's what my dad told me - Stay in school and wrap your tool." We both enjoyed a laugh, and I told him I was going to add it to my repertoire. For young men I felt I knew well enough, I did use it.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Get YOUR tubes tied. Shooting blanks is OKAY!!

[TwilightZone]

4. I love that they're using prolifenebraska.com as a domain

That site is brilliant.