The Onion is on 🔥 today. SCOTUS.

[underpants]

Not sure when this was but nailed it!

[Bluethroughu]

1. Wow, they are right on it.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. All are spot on

But the service animals one, oh, my. That was perfect.

[Demovictory9]

3. The "drive slowly by women walking home at night" made me laugh

[underpants]

14. Thomas and Kavanaugh

I took that as a shot at both of them.

[gratuitous]

4. Some of those decisions should probably be 6-3, not 5-4

Reopening the Internment Camps and Reclassifying Women as Service Animals, for two.

[Pinback]

21. My thought exactly.

Roberts gets way too much credit for being "slightly less horrible."

[RANDYWILDMAN]

30. Rofl

Roberts is just as horrible, but wants to be seen as the old style moderate conservative that never really existed.

[calimary]

45. Take out the "slightly less" and you're right again.

[uponit7771]

41. +1, Roberts is as right wing privileged white male as Thomas thinks he is

[cojoel]

5. The one about the beer bottle is obviously fake news

Kavanaugh would never vote for that, on the chance there was still some beer in the bottle.

[rubbersole]

17. He prefers kegs.

Lyin' drunkard. Boof this.

[uponit7771]

42. lol 👍,

[IronLionZion]

6. Illegal for women to deceive men

with or without makeup

[Augiedog]

8. I don't understand why men wearing makeup are being deceived by women.

[IronLionZion]

9. Does it apply to clowns?

The Highland Park shooter wore makeup to cover his tattoos and blend in with the crowds to escape after his shooting.

[SergeStorms]

7. This was from last week.

Funny as hell though. 🤣

[underpants]

13. Okay thanks.

Saw it on Facebook.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Future Onion Article: Supreme Court Votes 5-4 to Legalize Catholic Priest Rape & Pedophilia.

[Lonestarblue]

26. Thatvhas to be expanded beyond Catholics. Baptists have been in on the rape too.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. I love good satire

[MyOwnPeace]

12. The "Jesus in every picture" ruling.........

*


*(In velvet, I would hope.......)

[keithbvadu2]

37. Ben Carson and Jesus.

Ben Carson and Jesus.

Funny that Ben’s Jesus looks different than the evangelicals’/Donald’s Jesus.

[lame54]

15. They have to get rid of Kavanaugh's empties somehow

[Leith]

16. This could turn into a meme

Here's my entry: Supreme Court votes to require women's skirts to be no more than 2 inches above the knee.


Remember a few years ago, when there was a meme that combined Civil War letters with modern twists? I still remember one that I found hilarious: "Our commander said that there was a sniper at 2 o'clock. My comrades looked down to enter it into their phone calendars, but I saw a glint of light in a tree in front and to my right so I ducked. I was the only survivor."

That kind of thing helped through the bad years. Along with Randy Rainbow, Middle Age Riot, Aunt Crabby, Roy Zimmerman...

[HuskyOffset]

18. The one about reclassifying women as service animals

is just a little too on the money to be funny.

[cally]

19. I think parody is more effective right now

Then essays.

[twodogsbarking]

20. Thou shalt not question the almighty ones.

[WiVoter]

22. Is There A Print Version Available For Subscription?

I’d love it! 😊🇺🇸

[IronLionZion]

23. They used to have free print versions in newspaper boxes

but stopped years ago to cut costs. Everything is online these days.

[WiVoter]

25. Thank You

I’ll just use the online version. Just glad it’s still there.

[burrowowl]

24. Long live the Onion!

[twodogsbarking]

27. In the future people may laugh at this being satire.

Like Reagan becoming President.

[malthaussen]

28. 6-3, not 5-4.

I refuse to let Mr Justice Roberts off the hook.

-- Mal

[KS Toronado]

31. That's more realistic.

[budkin]

29. These have been up since that dreadful day...

They really torched them.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

32. There are 6 radicalized Republicans on the Subversive Court.

[orangecrush]

33. It would be funny

If it weren't so terrifying and sad.

[House of Roberts]

34. Call them the 'Sharia Court'

and refer to the individual men as Ayatollah Alito, Ayatollah Thomas, etc.

[90-percent]

35. ahhhhhhh, the onion

"our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

nice to look back at a time of national interest months after the bush v. gore politically based legal decision from our highest court. future ramifications were unknown. they promised this would be the only time they would cheat.

then invading iraq based on Cheney's war profiteering with the 21st century Joseph goebbels; judith miller.

if you can get away with knowingly lying us into a unnecessary war and blaming saddam for 9/11 - the big lie of that time.

we as a nation can no longer let republican criminals escape justice. TFG is soon to get his gazillion ton nuclear missiles worth of karma.

please merrick garland, this nation will not survive if we look forward not backward this time.

-90% jimmy

[Blue Owl]

36. Truly and absolutely America's Finest News Source

[chwaliszewski]

38. It's becoming difficult to distinguish between...

sarcasm and truth nowadays.

[Rhiannon12866]

40. +1000!

[uponit7771]

43. THIS !!!! ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 When it comes to the USSC !!!

[llashram]

39. bout right

and no doubt in my mind some of this will come true. I have lost all respect for the High Court and cowards posing as police officers.

[uponit7771]

44. +1, both groups have gone all out in normalizing bad behavior despite America's need of good