I can see Cheetolini receiving an obituary like this one....

[marmar]

Florida Man Pulls No Punches In Brutal Obituary For His Father
Larry Pfaff Jr. wrote that his dad's death is proof that “evil does eventually die.”

By
David Moye


Typically, a person is only supposed to say good things of the dead. But in the case of Lawrence Pfaff Sr., the tone of his obituary seems to be “Good thing he’s dead.”

The obituary, published in The Florida Times-Union over the holiday weekend, describes the late Pfaff, 81, as “narcissistic” and an “abusive alcoholic” whose death proves that “evil does eventually die.”

The angry obit was written by Pfaff’s son Larry Pfaff Jr., who didn’t pull any punches:

[Pfaff] is survived by his three children, no four. Oops, five children. Well as of 2022 we believe there is one more that we know about, but there could be more. His love was abundant when it came to himself, but for his children it was limited. From a young age, he was a ladies’ man and an abusive alcoholic, solidifying his commitment to both with the path of destruction he left behind, damaging his adult children, and leaving them broken.

The obit says that Pfaff spent more than 20 years working for the New York Police Department, but “because of his alcohol addiction, his Commanding Officer took away his gun and badge, replacing them with a broom until he could get his act together.”

A spokesperson for the NYPD did not immediately respond to HuffPost’s request for comment Wednesday. .............(more)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lawrence-pfaff-sr-brutal-obituary_n_62c5cd31e4b0d740197e5da3

[Karadeniz]

1. I think he reaped what he sowed... poor family! At least, the kids know the problem belongs to dad,

not them.

[Enter stage left]

2. Read the whole obit...

I'm not sure they could say that many nice things about TFG.

[RainCaster]

3. "Please wash your hands after urinating on this monument"

That should be his epitaph.