Simone Biles asks: who is Jenna Ellis?

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Simone Biles
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Jul 8, 2022
who is Jenna Ellis? Asking for everyone

angry buni 🤬
@theangriestbuni
Jenna Ellis calling Megan Rapinoe and Simone Biles losers is fucking comedic gold.

Especially since those two women have 9 Olympic medals and all Ellis will be known for is Rudy Giuliani’s fart recipient.

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Imagine if Legally Blonde was a horror movie and the protagonist spent the whole movie trying to sue cats for violating the Third Amendment by not being dogs and filed in the wrong court in crayon and spent lots of time on Tucker Carlson
10:53 AM · Jul 8, 2022

[MagickMuffin]

1. Purrfect response Simone

Jenna Ellis is a perpetual loser!

I'm just hoping Jenna loses her freedom and goes straight to jail.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Sarah Cooper is having some fun with Jenna Ellis

I miss Sarah Cooper

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[spooky3]

5. Love her. Nt

[EarnestPutz]

6. Help me out here. Is this really Jenna Ellis' actual speech that Sarah Cooper is using? Seems.....

....impossible that an attorney could be so dumb. Trump's clown car of "only the best people" has rendered our reality indistinguishable from The Onion.

[Bristlecone]

25. Too funny

[Srkdqltr]

3. None of this makes any sense.

[EarnestPutz]

4. I read a lot, keep up with current events and am politically active. Maybe it's some sort of.....

.....built in filter that I have that keeps out truly unimportant bullshit. I know that I've seen the name Jenna Ellis frequently in recent months, but I really had no idea "Who is Jenna Ellis?" until I just googled it. So, simply put, Simon Biles was asking her question for me, and no doubt millions of others. Now my problem will probably be keeping her and Tomi Lahren straight, the whole air head and blond thing, you know.

[llmart]

9. Same here and...

I have no idea who Jenna Ellis is either. I thought maybe she was some bad movie actress of other celeb?

[calimary]

18. She was the "decorative" element standing in the background at various news conferences.

Rudy's and the like.

[JHB]

12. She and Tomi are the ones keeping Laura Ingraham up at night

All the old guys who remember Laura's leopard-skin-print skirt are tuning in to the younger competition.

[EarnestPutz]

24. You know you're absolutely right. That's no doubt why she has turned the "hectoring harpy" act.....

....up to about a 12 recently.

[JohnSJ]

7. +++

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

8. Who is Jenna Ellis?

Rudy’s fart recipient.

[TheRealNorth]

10. If it was the Slobfather's fart....

I am sure she would claim that it smelled like roses.

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

11. Most of that smell would be captured in a diaper. Allegedly.

[FelineOverlord]

13. Jenna Ellis and the "Elite Strike Force" of Trump lawyers

This is the infamous #OperationHairDye.

Rudy's hair dye starts running at about 31:00.

Jenna speaks after Sydney "Kraken" Powell at about 52:00.

[Samrob]

14. Envy is green. nt

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

15. Simone is...

[miyazaki]

16. She's Ted Cruz in drag.

those two pukes have a strong resemblance.

[calimary]

17. Ugly inside AND out. Both of 'em.

[edbermac]

19. The Jenna Ellis who filed over 60 lawsuits to overturn the election?

And was a LOSER in all of them? That Jenna Ellis?

[RockRaven]

20. "Rudy Giuliani's fart recipient" .... OMFG

[Jilly_in_VA]

21. She's the one who isn't Sydney Powell.

Not wearing leopard print.

[elias7]

22. Is she the person Rudy stuck his hand down his pants for?

That name is not familiar to me

[madamesilverspurs]

23. She's local. Kind of.

Ms. Ellis worked for a time in our DA's office, back when the DA was Ken Buck. He's now in Congress, where his sole "accomplishment" has been keeping the seat away from anyone who might actually do something good for the people of Colorado.

Anyway, not long ago the local Republican party was swooning over their local girl making the big time, and their website (https://www.weldcogop.org) was plastered with photos of events featuring her. Somehow, something awful must have happened because that website became barely more than an email address, no pics of anybody at all. Golly gee, you'd think they weren't proud of her anymore. Still kind of kicking myself for not screen-grabbing those pages when they were up.


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[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Hahaha Jenna Ellis now billing herself as "America's lawyer"

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