BREAKING NEWS: The Oath Keepers are reportedly upset that Donald Trump isn't paying their legal fee

[Demovictory9]

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Satire

Link to tweet

[redwitch]

1. They really haven't been paying attention.

Dumb fuckers.

[Grins]

49. It's a satire site.

Not MSM reported anywhere.

In other news, the DoJ is going after Sidney Powell to see if she and her grift, Defending the Republic, are paying the legal fees of Oath Keeper members.

So there's that...

[Trailrider1951]

2. LOL

SUCKERS!

[Journeyman]

3. Further BREAKING NEWS: Journeyman impressed with depth of Oath Keepers stupidity . . .

[Beachnutt]

4. Who financed their trip to washington and bought

all those guns, who paid for their hotels, food etc..?

[onecaliberal]

51. Ginni Thomas amongst others.

[Blue Owl]

5. You've been TRUMPED!

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[randr]

6. Do they know what to do with freeloaders?

[Lovie777]

7. Suck it up buttercup . . .

[TheRealNorth]

8. Womp womp

[RussBLib]

9. hahaha

they are finally learning Trump is not trustworthy.

A bit slow they are.

[Emile]

10. It was one of his brilliant business decisions not to

pay. They should understand that. They voted for him because he was such a brilliant business man. They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop whining!

[plimsoll]

24. Absolutely!

As Trump said in a 2016 debate, not paying is smart.

[Captain Zero]

35. They should be happy to be associated with him

Maybe they can tell the DOJ AND J6 committee all the things they did together with him!

[Beachnutt]

11. Oath my ass, they're all OAF keepers

idiots...

[ananda]

12. The big news: they actually expected him to pay.

Words fail.

[Emile]

13. No kidding, especially after the fact they failed

in their attempt to steal the election. Trump hates losers.

[PatSeg]

14. Best thing I've read all day

[Celerity]

23. +1

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaaah😀😀😀

Fools die for want of wisdom😀😀😀😀

[Cheezoholic]

28. We definitely got to build a better nation! n/t

[malaise]

30. Nicely played

[blogslug]

16. I hate to be that person but here I am

That's a satire Twitter account.

[paleotn]

18. Granted, but I doubt very seriously....

that Trump is paying anyone's legal fees but his own. Certainly not out of his own pocket or his own grift.

[pnwmom]

22. The other part of the post was the the Oath Keepers felt they were promised that by Trump.

Since this is a satire site, anyone who believes that needs better evidence.

[blogslug]

26. Agree

Sorry for being a poop. The account is named Halfway Post for a reason.

For satire twitter accounts, I like these two:

Matt Negrin, Host of Hardball

New York Times Pitchbot

[JanLip]

39. Satire?

It may be satire but bet it’s probably true. I’d love to know who paid the expenses for those seditionist.

[paleotn]

17. Dumb enough to actually believe him.

[pnwmom]

19. You probably shouldn't post from a SATIRE site unless you clarify

that this is a joke, or find other evidence that it's true.

[Demovictory9]

34. Ok..done

[H2O Man]

20. Recommended.

Idiots.

[Turbineguy]

21. They are supposed to pay him

that's how that works. Giving trump your money and getting nothing in return is the highest form of RWNJ honor.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. TFG is loyal only to TFG

The fact that the Oath Keepers are upset amuses me. These idiots backed an asshole who does not care about them

[hadEnuf]

27. This makes me smile.

[BlueJac]

29. That is shocking, Trump not paying. Fools never learn!

[Warpy]

32. What a bunch of damned fools

TFG is famous for never paying the help, especially outside contractors.

[AntiFascist]

33. I wonder what they may say under OATH? n/t

[Captain Zero]

36. What great friends they were with him!

Maybe they can tell us all the burner phone numbers he used to contact them and bring them to DC!

[VGNonly]

37. "Grift me once, boo who,

grift me again, fool me twice..."

[Mopar151]

38. They followed Elmer. How smart can they be? nt

[COL Mustard]

43. His mob name is

Stevie One Eye.

[jalan48]

40. I'm surprised oligarchs like the ones bankrolling the trucker convoys aren't paying their legal fees

[COL Mustard]

41. Is this a parody of The Onion?

Because I can’t believe that actual people would really expect TFG to freaking pay their legal fees!

On the other hand, it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of fascists.

And by the way, I hate Illinois Nazis!!!

[perdita9]

42. You knew what I was when you picked me up...

The old parable about the snake who hitches a ride on a fox across a river after promising the fox that he would not be bitten.

In the middle of the river, the snake bites the fox and the fox reminds the snake of his promise.

"You knew what I was when you picked me up," the snake replies as the fox sinks beneath the surface.

Caution must be engaged when handing dangerous reptiles -- or lying con men.

[Upthevibe]

44. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!

......................

[Joinfortmill]

45. Oh, goodie

[Rebl2]

46. Where's my violin 🙄

[Initech]

47. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[rubbersole]

48. They should have a Cameo biz like Rudy,

Or sell plastic flip flops for 10X their value....

I love satire directed at the trumpistas.

[Montauk6]

50. Maybe these clowns should have been HEARING and HEEDING Hillary instead of HATING her...

[catbyte]

52. ...

[Bristlecone]

53. Lol. F 'em.