Have you or a loved one been arrested for storming the Capitol?

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

I thought the Mesothelioma commercials were a little much. Now the "general counsel" for the Oath Keepers (featured in a recent video taken in a Washington D.C. parking garage) has a little different take on how to drum up business. Consider this solicitation on her web site, https://www.sorellelaw.com/ (which interestingly enough comes up as "The Green Dragon Institute" )

Contact

Thank you for your interest. Please let me know if you are having issues with the events from 1/6/2021 or if your are being required to take the vaccine and who the organization is that is requiring it.
If you are an attorney, please let me know what state you are licensed in and your bar number.

or this little personal statement of values

Kellye SoRelle

Licensed Texas Attorney who believes in fighting for the rights of all Americans. In November of 2020, Kellye volunteered for Lawyers for Trump and was assigned to assist in Michigan.
After the votes were counted, Kellye SoRelle jumped into action to assist the legal teams challenging the election results. Kellye SoRelle is still fighting that battle today and has teamed up with numerous former government employees and political activists to preserve the Republic. The fight is ongoing.
Kellye SoRelle is also the general counsel for the Oath Keepers.
--If the People will Lead, the leaders will follow.

She now claims that she's running the Oath Keepers in the absence of Stewart Rhodes (He's been unavoidably detained to quote Carl Spackler). Maybe we should all contact her via her web site. I know I have continuing issues about the January 6th insurrection-just not the ones I think she's fishing for. Who wouldn't want an attorney who filed a pleading that's been called "the single most insane request ever presented to a judge."?

[Walleye]

1. Correction: fighting for the rights of white male Americans

[The Unmitigated Gall]

2. Not fighting to preserve the Republic

Fighting to establish Gilead.

Fucking liars.

[niyad]

3. Her grammar is atrocious.

[Hugin]

4. Not since the late 1700's.

It had something to do with tea.

Nothing since as we're pretty happy.

[Boomerproud]

5. The inmates have taken over the asylum.

[Laxman]

6. You Should Never Do "Shrooms" Before Filing A Case....

particularly with the Supreme Court. Kellye SoRelle on behalf of the United States vs. every state and territory of the U.S. . She's actually posted it on her web site like it's something to be proud of. https://acrobat.adobe.com/link/track?uri=urn%3Aaaid%3Ascds%3AUS%3Af8e48344-47b4-41ab-bb74-7fa776febe3d#pageNum=14 She's demanded a jury trial-which is a novel thought for a direct filing with the Supreme Court. That's only the tip of the crazy iceberg. Did she get into law school by drawing the picture of the dog on the matchbook cover? I guess this is what was referred to as the single most insane request ever presented to a judge.

[VMA131Marine]

7. The FBI seized her phone

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/fbi-seizes-phone-oath-keepers-202457797.html

She likened Trump to the King of Gondor in a legal filing.

https://www.rawstory.com/amp/oath-keepers-lawyer-insurrection-2651202166

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

8. I've talked with actual crazy people who made more sense

Usually this is the kind of thinking that would get you some powerful psychoactive medications and a vacation at the funny farm. Instead, she gets to be a trusted Trump advisor and files lunatic ravings as a supreme court pleading.