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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRussia Says It's Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs
"Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlins plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularlybecause Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during secret experiments in American-run biolabs, of course.
Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was drugged up Ukrainian soldiers.
That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate biolaboratories in Ukraine, Kommersant reported."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russia-says-it-s-losing-because-ukraine-has-experimental-mutant-troops-created-in-secret-biolabss/ar-AAZJBZo?cvid=3e36e7a118034e77a2af68197633b4f2
You just cannot make this stuff up..
Lovie777
(12,326 posts)Oh Lordy, and I thought the USA had make it up bullshit, but this one wins the day.
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)mopinko
(70,208 posts)and gets paid for in rubles.
ForgedCrank
(1,782 posts)know what Alex Jones has been doing in his spare time.
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)Celerity
(43,497 posts)Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)Rebl2
(13,551 posts)I think putin has lost his mind.
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)dchill
(38,532 posts)Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)maybe it is starting to wind down.. when they start talking mutants.. time to go back to Mother Russia
MLAA
(17,327 posts)Sounds like Walkerisms or Taylor Greene word salad
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)Shermann
(7,428 posts)Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)Shermann
(7,428 posts)I don't see it as cheating. The first country to achieve that milestone will have earned the right to rule the world.
The only army that could overthrow them will be a cyborg army.
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)they will never return.. and the Russians show us there are even deeper depths of insanity to be explored .. Just Unbelievable
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Our ability to spread information without control or gatekeepers allows the clever and dishonest to spread lies for their own profit, and reality is so slippery no one can grasp
It for long.
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)and then try and peddle it to their fellow citizens...
nolabear
(41,991 posts)And keep them in power.
tanyev
(42,610 posts)Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,413 posts)Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)that is what they are espousing..
royable
(1,266 posts)and the telepathy organelle implants from Roswell space aliens?
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)ShazzieB
(16,511 posts)We need to get the facts straight here!
PortTack
(32,793 posts)Their country. They will not give in or give up until the orcs are pushed out
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)is the best they can come up for their losses...
PortTack
(32,793 posts)Whats scaring the orcs are the HIMARS. Russia has nothing even close to it, or anything to counter it. Since the appearance of these units, close to front, the Ukrainian forces have destroyed 30 russian ammo depots and military facilities inside russia and in occupied areas of Ukraine. Crimea is on their wish list!
LiberalArkie
(15,728 posts)for the little island
Torchlight
(3,360 posts)Ah, humans-- we had The Enlightenment in the grasp of our hands, but decided hate radio was more our thing. We really are a fundamentally silly species.
'What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculty...'
Peacetrain
(22,878 posts)in this case.. its just "what a piece of work"
scipan
(2,357 posts)I hope they don't actually believe what they are spewing.
sarisataka
(18,770 posts)onecaliberal
(32,894 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,413 posts)Putin's puppets in the U.S. will echo. It's a strange form of long distance ventriloquism.
LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)Means you are just a miserable loserPutie?
AllyCat
(16,220 posts)Chainfire
(17,636 posts)Kid Berwyn
(14,953 posts)Amishman
(5,559 posts)Whiskeytide
(4,462 posts)Quanto Magnus
(899 posts)The super soldier serum mixed with a forced X-man kinda deal?
Someone's gotten ahold of the Marvel movies in Russia?
Next it will be....
'Some big purple guy with a gold glove is making us lose!!!'
AllyCat
(16,220 posts)Going to Canada
(169 posts)Propaganda and ignorance! Russia needs to go home.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)Raine
(30,540 posts)why your ass is getting whooped!
IronLionZion
(45,528 posts)Putin should declare victory and send his troops home. Have a Trump style MAGA rally.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)The ability to yell We have food! Surrender now and get some!
Brenda
(1,072 posts)The CIA is real good at that shit.
jaxexpat
(6,849 posts)CanonRay
(14,113 posts)Hassler
(3,390 posts)aggiesal
(8,923 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)QAnon roadshow, and it becomes RAnon! Either that or PUTAnon.
They're all CRAZYAnon as far as I'm concerned. Off the rails on a crazy train. 🤡💩