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Jon Stewart's Response to ted cruz: (Original Post) mucifer Jul 2022 OP
I hope there's an ad in the works with that fist bump tulipsandroses Jul 2022 #1
Dumb Fucker Cruz montanacowboy Jul 2022 #2
Have to repeat: Moscow Mitch and the Gangsters Of Putin do not like U.S. veterans. Hermit-The-Prog Jul 2022 #3
Another one with the Dr. Pepper product placement. GoCubsGo Jul 2022 #4
Maybe Dr. Pepper is paying their legal bills. Habibi Jul 2022 #13
I thought Traildogbob Jul 2022 #20
Ronnie is known as "Dr. Feelgood" because he handed out pills like the Candy Man OMGWTF Jul 2022 #23
My point Traildogbob Jul 2022 #27
The really sad thing is that a gaggle of dumb fuckers will vote for this POS. walkingman Jul 2022 #5
You just wrote what I've been thinking. calimary Jul 2022 #33
As one proficient with cuss words kacekwl Jul 2022 #6
if you are on Twitter, please retweet this. IcyPeas Jul 2022 #7
That was quite something to see & listen to irisblue Jul 2022 #10
I know right? Jon was on all the news shows yesterday, but IcyPeas Jul 2022 #15
👀 underpants Jul 2022 #8
A man on a mission. I love this dude. Joinfortmill Jul 2022 #9
This is what the friggin' news media should be doing. Reader Rabbit Jul 2022 #11
DAYUM!!!!!!!! MyOwnPeace Jul 2022 #29
Fabulous malaise Jul 2022 #12
Jon Stewart Masterclass! Ted Cruz TotalAss FakeNoose Jul 2022 #14
Clear video of fist bump: applegrove Jul 2022 #16
Brilliant! A HERETIC I AM Jul 2022 #17
Looks like Ted Cruz is counting on his voters to be dumb asses. Emile Jul 2022 #18
...K&R... spanone Jul 2022 #19
A friend of mine who did two tours in Iraq with the Army Reserves died at age 53 from a tblue37 Jul 2022 #21
Tragic. The Army Reserves -- two weeks a year and one weekend a month MY ASS!! OMGWTF Jul 2022 #24
thank you for your service They_Live Jul 2022 #22
Cruz is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever hold office. Rabrrrrrr Jul 2022 #25
He's in a class with Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond and damn few others. lastlib Jul 2022 #26
r&k ❤ MerryBlooms Jul 2022 #28
Jon Stewart wryter2000 Jul 2022 #30
I bet the bill passes Monday Jon is everywhere in right wing media fighting mucifer Jul 2022 #31
25 of the motherfuckers originally voted yes. Novara Jul 2022 #32
of course i posted stewrats video to cruz'z twitter anf facebook moonshinegnomie Jul 2022 #34
I hope that veterans or family members protest in front of that POS home question everything Jul 2022 #35

Traildogbob

(8,795 posts)
27. My point
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 08:37 PM
Jul 2022

Uppers come in pill form, not just powder. Ronnie passed out prescription speed I’m sure.

calimary

(81,452 posts)
33. You just wrote what I've been thinking.
Sat Jul 30, 2022, 12:30 PM
Jul 2022

Jerks like Cruz don’t get those powerful jobs by themselves. A critical mass of jerks VOTE schmucks like him into office.

IcyPeas

(21,904 posts)
15. I know right? Jon was on all the news shows yesterday, but
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 06:50 PM
Jul 2022

everyone needs to see lyin' ted cruz TODAY telling lies!

Reader Rabbit

(2,624 posts)
11. This is what the friggin' news media should be doing.
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 06:39 PM
Jul 2022

Why will they never call these assholes on their lies?

MyOwnPeace

(16,937 posts)
29. DAYUM!!!!!!!!
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 08:56 PM
Jul 2022

THAT is THE most PROFOUND statement I've seen regarding this current kerfuffle (Jon would LOVE that word!).

WELL DONE!

FakeNoose

(32,745 posts)
14. Jon Stewart Masterclass! Ted Cruz TotalAss
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 06:49 PM
Jul 2022


I can only hope there's still time to save these Veterans' benefits in another bill coming up later this year.
When this finally does pass (and I believe it will) the Repukes get NO credit. NONE.

The Repuke Party finally died yesterday.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,376 posts)
17. Brilliant!
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 06:54 PM
Jul 2022

Ummm...Rafael?

John Stewart brought the receipts, you Canadian born dipshit.

(Not that there's anything wrong with being born in Canada, just that his hypocrisy runs so deep, I thought I would just point that out. He's not even from here!!! LOL )

Emile

(22,904 posts)
18. Looks like Ted Cruz is counting on his voters to be dumb asses.
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 06:58 PM
Jul 2022

Chances are Ted will be right again

tblue37

(65,483 posts)
21. A friend of mine who did two tours in Iraq with the Army Reserves died at age 53 from a
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 07:55 PM
Jul 2022

neurodegenerative disease caused by exposure to those toxic burn pits.

OMGWTF

(3,975 posts)
24. Tragic. The Army Reserves -- two weeks a year and one weekend a month MY ASS!!
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 08:11 PM
Jul 2022

That stupid illegal immoral fking war for fun and profit should never have happened.

Rabrrrrrr

(58,352 posts)
25. Cruz is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever hold office.
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 08:26 PM
Jul 2022

Right up there with Trump, Reagan, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, and a handful of others.

Sheer unadulterated asshole.

He's a human centipede all by himself: shits it out, swallows it, shits it out, swallows, regurgitates it, shits if back out, and so on and so forth, just a gallon of excrement constantly moving back and forth betwixt asshole and assmouthhole.

lastlib

(23,280 posts)
26. He's in a class with Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond and damn few others.
Fri Jul 29, 2022, 08:35 PM
Jul 2022

As Jon said at the end:

"Mother.Fucker."


I believe Raffy "Cancun Teddy" Cruz WOULD f*** his mother if it got him votes.

wryter2000

(46,081 posts)
30. Jon Stewart
Sat Jul 30, 2022, 11:07 AM
Jul 2022

Has shamed them into doing the right thing before. Maybe he can do it again. That fits bump is obscene.

Novara

(5,851 posts)
32. 25 of the motherfuckers originally voted yes.
Sat Jul 30, 2022, 11:49 AM
Jul 2022
For the record, there were 14 Republicans who voted against the PACT Act both times.

While I disagree with their vote, they were consistent. They voted against the bill on the merits.

But the 25 who switched their vote after the climate deal was announced are another story.






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