Gosh! Someone is actually richer than Trump!

[imanamerican63]

And that person didn’t have to cheat or steal to get rich! All they had to do, was win the Mega Million Lottery. A single ticket was sold in Illinois. It was worth $1.28 billion.

[Hugin]

1. All you need is a five dollar scratcher to be richer than TFG.

That aside, someone has a hunk of clams.

[Heather MC]

3. ORANGE MUSSOLINI NEEDS everyone TO else PAY HIS BILLS.

If you're a grown man and you need other people to pay your bills even if you have money in the bank, you really don't have any money at all.

My father always taught me to never be chained to another man's wallet.

Donald Trump has so many chains around his neck it's hard to see who actually owns his ass🤣

However if you pay attention you'll notice that, all of his owners are releasing his stupid Orange azz back to the wild

[doc03]

4. I am also a winner of the Mega lottery. Having

one number and the Mega ball I collected $4.

[Victor_c3]

5. It wasn't me - and I had such great plans for that money!

I was going to change my name to either Rich Dick or F. N. Rich. Then beyond that, I wanted to get a giant yacht, fill it with drugs and prostitutes, and party until the money ran out. I would have given absolutely nothing back to humanity or society.

Maybe me not winning is the universe’s way of telling me it was a bad idea

[Midnight Writer]

6. Just as well i didn't win. With all that money, I'd have to be a Republican.