Just call him Nikita; Cancun Cruz slams his boot on the desk at senate hearing.

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/watch-ted-cruz-slams-his-boot-on-the-desk-in-senate-hearing-with-fbi-director-wray/

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz “self-reported” he wears boots emblazoned with the “Come and Take It” motto every day to work, as he took one off and slammed it on the table during a hearing Thursday with FBI Director Chris Wray.


We know you are an idiot, Ted, no need to "self-report."

[IcyPeas]

1. ted cruz - performance artist. /nt

[AZSkiffyGeek]

2. Someone should go and take it

And explain to these Molon Labe morons that's exactly what Xerxes did to Sparta, and Santa Ana did to the Alamo.

[Catherine Vincent]

3. Ugh!

This man makes my skin crawl.

[Torchlight]

4. Ted Cruzchev

Has authentic ring to it. Add it to the wall with Leningrad Lindsey and Moscow Mitch.

[yellowcanine]

5. Nice. I didn't think of "Cruzchev." Perfect.

[Jilly_in_VA]

8. Perfecto!

Rafaelito Cruzchev! You've done it!

He is not "Ted", no matter what he wants to call himself. He is Edward Rafael Cruz (or maybe it's the other way round, I haven't seen his birth certificate); his father is Rafael Cruz, thus making him Rafaelito, a diminutive for a little, little man.

[tanyev]

6. Ted, you have to stick around when things get tough for that bluster to work.

[Rob H.]

7. The flag is on the back of his boots

so "Come and Take It” can still be read while he's running away.

[Jilly_in_VA]

9. Can he even run

in those boots, or in any other footwear? Looks to me like the boy is getting a bit tubby. I have my doubts.