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(7,733 posts) Sat Aug 6, 2022, 09:18 PM Aug 2022

A Denunciation Of Gloat 45, Greatest Loser Of All Time

A Denunciation Of Gloat 45, Greatest Loser Of All Time

Primates With Plates & Heinz Whines: “Fuck This Goddam Prick With Ears!”

August the 6th, 2022

By Bake D. Potato

Rant ahead, since he’s still out there bloviating:

Trump proved that any American institution or safeguard, any process or procedure, any custom, courtesy, tradition or decorum, any policy, law, statute, rule, regulation, or ordinance... shall be ignored, flouted, overlooked, or defied, unless disgustingly twisted into something that can pleasure the wank-wangler materially or sexually. He is a witless woolgatherer and has much less virtues than Chester the Molester.

He has shown behavior which demands any kind of gentlemanliness, tactfulness, modesty or politeness, is to be shunned, rejected, or dismissed as things only suckers do. Trump doesn’t like pets or animals and they don’t like him either. Acclaimed “Eagle Whisperer”Jacques Rapteur has said, “American bald eagles want to swarm him like crows in The Birds and peck him down to bone level. They have held off only because they know the meat below the crumpled hide is severely over-marbled and deathly gamey.”

Donald Trump is a chronic liar, a cheater, and a scofflaw in his personal and professional life. He has bankrupted businesses, sold snake oil, laundered money, and molested women and children. He has laughingly pretended to be President, Commander in Chief, CEO, husband and father. His current wife can’t stand him or stand by him. Melania, Trump’s legal mistress, continually smacks his groping hand away just like Mother did when young Donald was constantly reaching up Nannie’s skirt.

He is crass, rude, and a disgusting racist and misogynist. He has no sense of humor or humility. He is a one-trick nag, a fraud, a fake, a phony, and is too vile to even be a comic book villain. If Dastard Trump was cast in a disaster movie scene, he would be the first one the audience would want to see get sucked into deep space, swept into the sea, burn alive, fall into a crack in the earth, or wear the red shirt. Devils in all realms everywhere are jealous of Donald’s infamy.

Trump’s many bribed doctors have continually perpetuated his facade of health and manliness and lied him out of the draft. His chosen Party, the Republicans, used to appreciate and honor the Military, but Dirty Donald has no sense of decency or honor. He can’t be bothered to show compassion or care for anyone or anything, other than his own well being. He can’t physically form a real smile... nay, he can only laugh at the disabled or infirm.

Behind closed doors he is a bully and a beast. He routinely screams, cusses, and belittles and badgers anyone and everyone around him. He is disloyal and can’t be trusted in any situation, personal or professional. He routinely back-stabs and promotes a tabloid-story atmosphere of fear, suspicion, and retribution. He loathes healthy living and loves piggish and brutish behavior. He hurls the China, abuses condiments, and frequently leaves his feeding table with the tablecloth stuck in his zipper.

He is a fake Christian, an unsuccessful charlatan, and a less than competent carnival barker. He is a self-proclaimed Chosen One who tricks believers into thinking he cares about God, goodness, or the teachings of Jesus. He is a failed and fuddled Messiah. He’s so bad, he even sucks mightily at being bad. His soul is an evil Event Horizon that devours any goodness that gets too close to him.

Trump is a very dangerous sack of spoiled giblets. He took the job as President to make money and exact revenge. He can’t ever be trusted to do the right thing in any situation for the country or humankind. His decisions are grounded in dishonesty, deceit, self-promotion and personal enrichment. His utter incompetency is monumental and historical in it’s own inglorious way which only Donald J. Trump can pull off.

Donald J. Trump, the stumblebum, embodies evilness and criminality of the worst kind. He has gambled the health of millions of lives in his quest for recognition and revenue. He wishes to dominate the news and thinking of everyone, all the time, to satisfy his extreme narcissistic desires. He always wanted to be famous as Elton John… but all he has managed to be is a “John.”

Trump’s only pleasures are pompous assholery and hurting people in many ways. He hurts everyone. He surrounds himself with other hurtful people. He thrives on fear and loathing. He seems to invite hate towards himself as a kind of meal to be consumed and digested. He is the type of “man” you keep from your womenfolk and shield your children’s eyes and ears from. To forget him is to be born again, no matter the religiosity of the forgetter.

In short, Trump is a liquescent loaf of smutty excreta draped in gaudy jejunity and encrusted with a soggy callosity of coagulated corruption. But, he was never “Mystery Meat.” He arrived with ample warnings, some thousands of years old I’ve heard.

Fuck this goddam prick with ears who also cheats at golf.

Amen.