Aunt Crabby Tweet:

[applegrove]

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Republicans reject math books that teach math, science books that teach science, history books that teach history, which explains why their version of Christianity has nothing to do with the Bible

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. There's plenty of truly awful behavior in the Bible though.

Including by the object of Christians' belief system, God.

[Raven123]

2. Their version of Christianity has nothing to do with Christ

[marybourg]

3. Yes, that's the more cogent last word.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. God spake, "Thy world will heal when Republicans march into the sea until the bubbles stop."

[OldBaldy1701E]

5. And there was rejoicing and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloaths

and carp and anchovies...

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. Hold the anchovies, please.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

7. Crabby nails it!

Not for the first time.