"White Evangelical Christians might just be the weirdest fucking people in the world"

[Nevilledog]

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"JESUS!!!!! Break every change!"

Come on man, put your weight into it.

This is taking the Power of Christ Compels you to a whole new level.

White Evangelical Christians might just be the weirdest fucking people in the world & I can't stop laughing.


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8:15 AM · Aug 8, 2022

[Solly Mack]

1. WTF?

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. And he still can't get it hard.

Oh well.

[Blue Owl]

3. Jesus Christ look at that guy

[TreasonousBastard]

4. Any $3 magician could show him how to break the chains the right way.

[TlalocW]

5. Big deal

You want me to think someone is being aided by the power of God? Get the SKINNIEST guy in the church up on stage, lock him up, and have him break the chains.

[LastDemocratInSC]

6. I think he failed miserably.

His goal was not to break the chains but to pull hard enough to lift that plywood platform and float around the room.

I suppose it's good that he didn't succeed, however, because if he had hoovered himself up and then lost his grip over a gaggle of church ladies it would have created a real mess.

[Emile]

7. LOL break every chain. Where do

they come up with this stupid shit?

[dclarston13]

8. Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! nt