Jeff Tiedrich tweet:

[tblue37]

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your reminder that Mar-a-Lago has been an active crime scene for years

[TheBeam19]

1. Donald Trump is on a 76-year crime spree.

[GopherGal]

2. I was going to reply that he's an ambulatory crime scene...

but then I recall his West Point appearance and it casts into doubt the "ambulatory" part.
"TFG is a semi-ambulatory crime scene"
is how I reconcile the sentiment with accuracy in referring to TFG's agility, or lack thereof.

[G2theD]

3. When he was 6 months old he stole another baby's pacifier.

[Harker]

4. At three he claimed that "pin the tail on the donkey" was

rigged in favor of another kid.

[G2theD]

5. Even though he was the one that poked the hole in the blindfold.