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The Italians have words for it; the meaning of that famous smile. The tight lips with the giocondo smirk of self-amusement. The sfumato smile of blurry ambiguity leaving all to the imagination.
But there was little left to the imagination in the Mona Lisa smile of Mitt Romney. It was everywhere in that final debate; that tight smile and warm eyes. The face that never wavered. It was a constant reflection into his opponents rage. It softly deflected the opposing aspirants mean eyes darting the fiery embers of spent dark coal. The gentle face absorbed the blasts full of mendaciousness with unusual calm. What was in that smile? Was it beguilement, bemusement, beneficence, bewilderment, or was it a simple knowing that passeth the understanding of the desperation and despair of a cowardly Cloward- ideologues last days?
That smile. The smile of a father more knowing than his wayward son. A smile of strength with the confidence of experience behind it. Never haughty; just all knowing. A smile that knew his opponent better than The One did himself. The tight lips and glistening eyes conveyed more than just resolve and assurance. A kindness showed through. And compassion. A face of a man that has seen and hit every bump in the road only to persevere and become the better for it with the help and care he gave along the way.
It was a cheek never turned. The high Chero-cheek bones and jutting jaw of gentle defiance. A visage that could weather withering fusillades of fury. The cheek bones were resolute but had the effect of drawing out the extended pursed lips. High cheeks, not etched Clint-clenched, but enough to make his day against any antagonist apparent to millions that watched.
Yet that smile and glint of the eye revealed even deeper truths. It exposed the wrinkles of equanimity and inner peace. A soul well searched and ready for its final calling. A deep set smile catapulting a man with a higher cause and purpose. For all the vicissitudes sent his way, the smears, the slanders - all were swept away by that one smile. The smile that let the nation know that goodness doesnt always come in last. A smile as wide as it was lingering many days after. A trusted smile that will find its way into a presidential portrait for the ages. Maybe even into the Louvre.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2954339/posts
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)perceptions are influenced by our beliefs. Romney has a fake,mean smile to me. Of course, they can't have a thread without some hateful gay bashing:
Ugh, so gay!
And the other smile so obviously evil. People have to be steeped in it to miss the disdain and hatred in that face.
8 posted on Saturday, November 03, 2012 1:32:01 PM by stanne
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Seriously, that was worse than Stephanie Meyers' Twilight Heroine Bella when she first started describing Edward.
I have to wonder who wrote that and if they were tapping their inner pre-pubescent girl.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Those are the words of a freeper in love. Poor bastard.
cali
(114,904 posts)The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (BLFC) is a tongue-in-cheek contest that takes place annually and is sponsored by the English Department of San Jose State University in San Jose, California. Entrants are invited "to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels" that is, deliberately bad. According to the official rules, the prize for winning the contest is "a pittance",[1] or $250.[2]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer%E2%80%93Lytton_Fiction_Contest
The writing is that florid and that bad. Gotta love it.
BlueState
(642 posts)"The gentle face absorbed the blasts full of mendaciousness with unusual calm"
Blast full of mendaciousness!! Where does that come from?
cali
(114,904 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)the Romney jaw:
"The high Chero-cheek bones and jutting jaw of gentle defiance.... The cheek bones were resolute but had the effect of drawing out the extended pursed lips. High cheeks, not etched Clint-clenched, but enough to make his day against any antagonist apparent to millions that watched."
What is a "chero cheek"?
myrna minx
(22,772 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)for a moment there I thought I fell into a historical romance novel. Or a hysterical romance novel. Or something like that!
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)So, yeah. Romney is a rich elite, so I guess his cheeks are too. LOL.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Purplest prose I've seen in ages. I might post it to FB to see what responses I get.
pamela
(3,469 posts)and Mitt smiled knowing that he would be safe and warm in one of his sixteen houses while millions of "victims" went to bed cold and hungry unwilling to pull themselves up by the bootstraps as he himself had done if you can count being the rich son of a governor and parlaying your millions into billions through vulture capitalism as pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.
cali
(114,904 posts)but I like it.
Hekate
(90,793 posts)Cali, you are right on target. If that purple prose isn't an entry already, it should be.
It's hard to when your jaw just hit the floor.
Seriously, I currently have a sore rib, and reading that thing hurt me!
Hekate
cali
(114,904 posts)I'm seriously considered sending it to to the folks at the B-L contest- with proper attribution, of course.
I'm still laughing. I love, love, love that piece. It's so utterly atrocious that it's sublime.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)Except that the Bulwer-Lytton contestants have to try to write that badly; this person seems to have a natural gift for it. It's even better (worse) than when Rich Lowry rhapsodized over Sarah Palin with this: "By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America."
I wish Leonard Pinth-Garnell were still around...
"Stunningly bad!"
"Monumentally ill-advised!"
"Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!"
"Unrelentingly bad!"
"Rally socks!"
"There... That wasn't so good now, was it?"
Mz Pip
(27,453 posts)Only thing missing is the multiple orgasms.
dchill
(38,532 posts)Or, as we say, "Sanctimonious."
Lex
(34,108 posts)patricia92243
(12,601 posts)DemocratsForProgress
(545 posts)being "severely conservative"
cali
(114,904 posts)I can't stop laughing over the writing.
warrior1
(12,325 posts)Judi Lynn
(160,621 posts)Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)I remember seeing it after the debate, but I don't remember anyone confirming if it was taken during the debate.
Either way . . . . .. .. . . . . gross.
Tess49
(1,580 posts)DemocratSinceBirth
(99,711 posts)Not that there's anything wrong with the former.
cali
(114,904 posts)It would make a great entry. I wonder if they have a non-fiction category- though I think it could be entered as fiction.
Raine1967
(11,589 posts)In that no one really knows WTF she's thinking.
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)Oh yes, I think we do.
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)but there is that.
SweetieD
(1,660 posts)are falling for the con.
Flashmann
(2,140 posts)Of pure delusional SHIT!!!....This bit of lunacy,surely,is from another dimension.......
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)http://www.nytimes.com/1989/10/15/magazine/confessions-of-a-white-house-speechwriter.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)cali
(114,904 posts)That's fucking hysterical- and it deserves its own thread.
grasswire
(50,130 posts)I can't think of anyone but Noonan who could write this sap.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Politicub
(12,165 posts)nobodyspecial
(2,286 posts)She gets so caught up in her own words that it doesn't matter if they have any basis in reality.
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)grasswire
(50,130 posts)What a classic! Even George W. didn't get this kind of puke-fest adoration.
alcibiades_mystery
(36,437 posts)I think our FRiend is in lerv.
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)Love the "withering fusillades of fury." That is so gonna be my next band name.
LMAO here and FFS, I'm trying to write here!
I'm going to have to go read some Amis or something because that tortured Harlequin Romance prose up there has totally messed up my head...
cali
(114,904 posts)for your next band name?
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)If only Obama had those Chero-cheek bones, he might WIN!
cali
(114,904 posts)because spent dark coal is all about fiery embers.
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)spent hours with a thesaurus ( and an Italian dictionary )
"Hmm, let's see: beguilement, bemusement, beneficence, bewilderment.
Oh WHICH one shall I use?
Aw, hell, I'll just throw em all in there!"
And I want one of those durned catapulting smiles, by golly!
cali
(114,904 posts)can't. stop. laughing.
You are so spot on.
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)after this crazy week.
Thanks for sharing your new literary discovery -
DU will never be the same
monmouth
(21,078 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)This is one of the funniest things I've ever read... to be topped only by what they'll write on November 7.
Mariana
(14,860 posts)Excuse me while I find my insulin. Nothing against Romney, but I think he smiles like someone watching a sliver being removed...
9 posted on Saturday, November 03, 2012 1:53:20 PM by stormer
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)now he is the Mona Lisa.
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)first term. JimRob called him a cocaine sniffing frat boy.
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)it must be something like the Stockholm Syndrome
where you come to love and adore your abusive crazy candidate
cui bono
(19,926 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I'm laughing so hard, I'm dizzy.
It sounds like the narrated conclusion of a Lifetime movie!
cali
(114,904 posts)I can't stop laughing. I keep re-reading it. the thing is a fucking goldmine. it's perfection in its way.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I'm going to bookmark! It's priceless!
formercia
(18,479 posts)Just a gentle reminder to smile.
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)formercia
(18,479 posts)I wonder if they know Morse Code.
Junior had his Induction Earpiece and Mitt has a Buzzer.
renate
(13,776 posts)Gah! Edited to say "how much I enjoyed your title"! I should be more careful about using the word "enjoy" in response to a comment about a butt-plug...
formercia
(18,479 posts)What you do in the privacy of your own Mind, is your business.
cui bono
(19,926 posts)Because that was no smile in the last debate.
tblue37
(65,487 posts)which one of you posted that?
RomneyLies
(3,333 posts)They're getting worse than they were over Bush!
gateley
(62,683 posts)Barack_America
(28,876 posts)I was disappointed.
Was the poster perhaps describing a smile she/he had seen before?
gateley
(62,683 posts)LittlestStar
(224 posts)NBachers
(17,136 posts)to our secret woodland rendezvous . . ."
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)That was painful to read.
cali
(114,904 posts)And I thought it was delightful to read. As funny as anything I've seen in ages.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)I agree that I loved reading it. SO over the top. I love that kind of drama in teeny, tiny doses, then I have to go get a Cormac McCarthy chaser or something. LOL!
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Plus, the imagery and descriptions just give off a masculine vibe--the whole wise-older-man/foolish-young-man thing, for example.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Pretty appropriate for a person running on the Death Eater ticket...
TlalocW
(15,391 posts)It continues...
And above that nuanced, enigmatic smile, the perfect lip cleft, that seems to perfectly define the word (and thus itself), "philtrum." One could imagine that Romney's lip to nose groove is what one would find if the savior, Jesus Christ, himself would shave his mustache in one of the more famous paintings representing God's only son. It's a cleft that knows its own power but doesn't need to broadcast it in a grotesque display like that of the president's much inferior nasal-labial indentation. By remaining humble about its power, it is all the more awe-striking when viewed.
Now moving to the left nostril...
TlalocW
cali
(114,904 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)reusrename
(1,716 posts)ROFL
I've got muscle spasms in my back. You're killing me here.
Mothdust
(133 posts)Always in a quagmire, and hiding that his wife is a witch !
Quantess
(27,630 posts)I actually nearly did just ruin my keyboard. Watch out if you are eating / drinking by your computer.
kstewart33
(6,551 posts)I thought it was an expression that he practiced for weeks before the debates. At least that's what I read at The Wash. Post.
Next, I suppose is a fawning analysis of his perennial use of hair dye and tanning makeup. Now that's authentic masculinity.
cali
(114,904 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)I saw his rat running in the wheel going "Dont smirk don't smirk don't smirk..."
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)ncgrits
(916 posts)madmom
(9,681 posts)madmom
(9,681 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Squinch
(51,004 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)The oily obligatory smile to try to show humanity to the grieving family coupled with cold unfeeling eyes that look on the cadaver as just another stiff among hundreds.
PatSeg
(47,586 posts)It is the plastic smile people put on when they are trying to control their emotions - don't let them see what you're really feeling. Also I think the guy has a temper that he is always suppressing. I'll bet he's practiced that "perma-smile" in front of the mirror. It is often accompanied with those strange sad eyes, that look like he's going to break down and cry any minute.
You rarely see anything genuine about this man and when you do, it isn't very positive.
Shankapotomus
(4,840 posts)in an Ayn Rand novel. Eck.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,194 posts)exposing his firm, pulsating pectorals sitting upon his perfectly-sculpted abdomenable muscles like the bust of a conservative Adonis gently perched upon a mound of cheesy grits.
Something like that.
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)Genre: Informal
Female = 283
Male = 751
Difference = 468; 72.63%
Verdict: MALE
Genre: Formal
Female = 347
Male = 591
Difference = 244; 63%
Verdict: MALE
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I will have to use that at some point.
Thank you.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)When Goodhair Perry, like Dubya before him, casts a man into the maw of the great Texas killin' machine, he is injected with three chemicals. The second one relaxes all your muscles and stops your breathing. Its effect on your face is to create the most serene smile imaginable. The mind is certainly racing; you can't breathe, there's nothing you can do about it and no one will come to help you.
Romney's problem is similar: his campaign is strapped to a gurney in a blue state with capital punishment. You could see it at the third debate, when Romney repeatedly agreed with the president. He knew then only one man on that stage was qualified to be president, and it wasn't him. You can see it in his response to Sandy: Mitt could have bought a truckload of canned soup, hired a trucker to pull it and sent it to Jersey and with his riches it wouldn't have made a dent in his household finances. Instead, he holds a food drive suitable for stocking the pantry at the little church he was lay leader at.(Yes, I know the real name of what he did; there's something very wrong with one of America's richest cults bestowing fancy titles on its ministers in lieu of pay.)
That's my explanation for Mitt's smile...it's not the serene smile of the Mona Lisa, but the involuntary smile of a condemned killer who knows he's already dead.
H2O Man
(73,605 posts)that either Barack or Michelle Obama wrote this.
sabrina 1
(62,325 posts)So when he loses on Tuesday are we supposed to take it that Romney, having come in last, is not 'goodness'? Lol!
And I love this:
A smile as wide as it was lingering many days after.
I thought that wide smiles that 'linger' for days were something to worry about. The picture that conjures up!
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)Romney doesn't smile - he smirks. And the mother in me wants to slap it off his farking face.
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)I hope if I ever get to such a mental state where I write that sort of drivel about any political figure (from any party) that someone takes me out back and puts me out of my misery before I humiliate myself further.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)So then they ARE removable. Just as I suspected.
That art appreciation course at the learning center certainly payed large dividends, and of course, white men thinking of black men as a child, or "son" is a classic in itself.
I agree that this is a Noonan-style knockoff. The real thing would be much more frightening. Kudos to the merry prankster! (What self-respecting Republican would wish to hang a presidential portrait in a FRENCH museum?)
Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)It's just too brilliant to be Freeper material. Someone's fucking with their teeny, tiny heads.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)and of Rick Perry's superior intellectual attributes.
Raine
(30,540 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Squinch
(51,004 posts)or was it a simple knowing that passeth the understanding of the desperation and despair of a cowardly Cloward- ideologues last days?"
Well, no, it was just that his magic panties were all bunched up.
But those cowardly Clowards are nice in a soup.
cherish44
(2,566 posts)Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)Nobody could write like that in seriousness.
LittlestStar
(224 posts)What kind of idiot could even hallucinate that piece????/
Beartracks
(12,821 posts)=================
Rose Siding
(32,623 posts)The candidate captured to his fucking fiber.
Oh that's some good stuff.
cherish44
(2,566 posts)So odds are it's NOT by a Freeper. Laughed my ass off though; great satire to whoever wrote it
cali
(114,904 posts)demwing
(16,916 posts)is the face of an idiot.
I generally avoid the bumps I see, or at least I try. The concept of seeing those bumps, and hitting them regardless strikes me as rash, careless, and pretty fucking stupid.
Just one of the many reasons to not vote for Mitt Wrongney