"Trump has incriminating top secret information about the Bushes, Johnsons and the Kennedys"

[IcyPeas]

This is a new one.

Outside Trump Tower in NY today, we learn that the real reason Trump’s place got searched is because he has incriminating top secret information about the Bushes, Johnsons and Kennedys.

Link to tweet

[milestogo]

1. What about the Reagans, Clintons, and Obamas?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. Oooh, and also what about the Cheney's? (nt)

[Irish_Dem]

6. Maybe that is why Liz went after Trump so hard.

All that dirt on Daddy.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

13. Exactly. Surprised this guy omitted the Cheney's from his fever dream ...

Not that there isn't, I'd guess, plenty of dirt on Unka Dick buried in various gov't archives.

[Irish_Dem]

14. Maybe he knows Cheney would have him killed in a heartbeat.

And not blink.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

18. Hmmm ... it would be wise for him to speculate thusly ...

But then, he sounds like an absolute dumbshit, so there's that

[Irish_Dem]

20. Yep and so grandiose he thinks he is smarter than everyone else.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

22. On accounta he got himself The True Facts on the interwebs, donchaknow? (nt)

[hedda_foil]

30. Cheney would do the job himself. From a wheelchair if necessary.

[Irish_Dem]

32. Yep.

Cheney was involved in the CIA torture program.
And enjoyed every minute of it.

He knows quite a few ways to kill a man, all of them painful.

[brush]

27. Reagan had dementia most of his second term.

Bill liked the ladies, that's no secret, and he didn't kill Vince Foster.

O wore a tan suit. That's all they've got on him.

[Trueblue1968]

29. WOMEN singers-Trump hates women singers who wouldn't kiss him : Dolly, Madonna, Tina, Aretha, & Cher

[Irish_Dem]

2. I posted the same thing a couple of hours ago.

Trump could have taken classified info that the government would find very embarrassing:

JFK assassination, UFOs, Presidential affairs and scandals.

Documents that Trump could use the docs to blackmail the US government.
And be his get out of jail free card.

[PortTack]

4. Kennedy as they suspected is still living, LBJ had him pretend murdered.

The bushes are all ghost walking thru the WH!

[dchill]

5. Nothing on the Trumps, though? Weird!

Wee-ird!

[tinrobot]

7. Justice Kennedy? Because that would at least be plausible.

[UnderThisLaw]

8. Does this mean

that when JFK junior comes out of hiding he isn’t going to be Trump’s Vice President?

[tanyev]

23. I know, right?

Thought they were eagerly waiting for JFK, Jr.

[rurallib]

9. Which Johnson I wonder

Lyndon? Lady Bird? Andrew? Ron? Johnson and?

"Trump is one of us." Jesus what a fool.

[Ohio Joe]

10. I wonder what color the sky is in that guys world...

And how he manages to function on a day to day basis... It's fascinating.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

15. One has to imagine that the whole shoelace-tying thing would be a challenge

Probably a lot of velcro in his world.

[Ocelot II]

11. Oh, *that* explains it.

[Caliman73]

12. "He's one of us"

Dude, Trump wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He has been trying DESPERATELY, his entire life, to fit in with the financial and political elite.

Like a "straight to video" actor trying to fit in with the "Academy Awards" A-list superstars actors club. He is driven by resentment, anger, and revenge at those people who have rejected him all his life because he is a scumbag. He thinks that he has earned his way into polite society by virtue of being born rich and having been thwarted most of his life from actually squandering his inheritance.

The only thing as pathetic as watching Trump wanting to be an A-Lister is watching his stupid raggedy supporters trying to say, "Trump is one of us".

[Hugh_Lebowski]

17. A trenchant analysis indeed (nt)

[Elwood P Dowd]

16. He left out the top secret intel proving George Soros financed Hitler's concentration camps

back in the 1930s. Trump also had copies of emails Hillary sent to Japan's General Tojo prior to Pearl Harbor.

[durablend]

31. And you know *damn well*

There was *proof* in there the moon landing was FAKED

[jmowreader]

19. This guy needs to find a better hobby than crack

What this individual does not realize: even if Trump DID announce his candidacy today, the investigations could continue.

[gab13by13]

21. You forgot the evidence about Area 51,

there are aliens among us. (This one might be true)

[keithbvadu2]

33. aliens among us

[pwb]

24. What matters is that Trump took it.

This just proves the other Presidents did not take it. He did.

[brush]

25. These supremely gullible magats always come up with...

bullshit stories about trump's prowess, which is why he's always being investigated.

It's never true. Just makes them feel better.

[doc03]

26. Is that someone that would know or just the average MAGA running

his mouth?

[Xolodno]

28. It's not like Lyndon B. Johnson had secret files...

...where he would do cabinet meetings while he was taking a shit or show his appendage every now and then. Or JFK womanizing, Bush a recovering alcoholic.....oh wait.

[Retrograde]

34. Old news. What about Truman or Eisenhower?

Or Roosevelt (either one)? And I'm sure there's some juicy gossip from the Warren Harding era (actually, there is). And I'm sure James K. Polk had something to hide!