Trump shot off his mouth and Merrick Garland counterpunched

[bigtree]

...Trump's not president anymore, with a DOJ he can openly intimidate with impunity.

Merrick Garland is showing him how Justice responds when attacked by a suspected perp.

One thing of interest is the qualification in the DOJ request to "unseal the Notice of Filing and its attachment absent objection by former President Trump," perhaps a public rejoinder that Trump can release any of the warrant today on his own volition.

Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck 7m
Key point in AG Garland's statement: DOJ was willing to do this quietly, *without* making a public spectacle of the search.

It was *President Trump's* decision to make it public that turned this all into a spectacle (and is leading DOJ to move to unseal part of the application).

Link to tweet

UNITED STATES’ MOTION TO UNSEAL LIMITED WARRANT MATERIAL
( "absent objection by former President Trump" )
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.617854/gov.uscourts.flsd.617854.18.0_2.pdf

[Blue Owl]

1. Let's see how Golfcart von Checkmate likes this...

[Ohio Joe]

2. Kind if like saying...

Go ahead, keep it sealed... I dare you.

Too funny

[SWBTATTReg]

4. Ha ha heh. As predicted, djt opened his big fat mouth and mouthed off. Serves him right.

Scumbag. Justice is coming for you. Your scumbag reign of terror is over with.

[gratuitous]

5. Once again, Donald, your mouth wrote a check

And here's AG Garland to cash it.

[sarcasmo]

6. Mess with the FBI and they bite back.

[VMA131Marine]

7. Trump is certainly going to object.

You just know he will because having the warrant out there just kills his narrative.

[Initech]

8. If he goes down, he'll go down like Scarface.

And he'll have his personal army the Proud Boys doing all of his dirty work.

[SergeStorms]

12. While he hides in a bunker somewhere....

watching it all on TV while stuffing his fat face with McDonald's crap.

[jonstl08]

9. Loved it

Puts all the pressure on Trump to object and reasons why

[Hortensis]

14. Yep. And it has to be honest enough to move a federal judge.

Yeah, right!

?w=712

[happy feet]

10. HA!

Now that's the way to let TFG hoist himself on his own petard. Be careful of the quiet, deep thinkers(-8

[AllaN01Bear]

11. plays a few bars of the theme from the tv show higway patrol dun da da dun

donnie do this ?

[ProfessorGAC]

19. I Think That's Dragnet

If the "dun da da dun" you're singing is what I'm hearing in my head!

[Ligyron]

20. "Get Smart" would be more his speed...

[AllaN01Bear]

22. here ya go

dragnet : 1951 version.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. They're Both Dun Da Da Duns!

I guess we shouldn't be surprised that martial music was used in 50s/60s cop shows.

[AllaN01Bear]

24. yeppers . still its stuck in my head like ur dragnet.

[Grokenstein]

26. Also, too

"The mission of the FBI is to protect the innocent and identify the enemies of the Government of the United States" -- blurb from the opening titles of the second season

[WinstonSmith4740]

13. I'm sure it's been said before...

I'm willing to bet serious money that Mitch is kicking his own ass for keeping Garland off the Supreme Court.

[dchill]

15. Former President, current perp.

[Comfortably_Numb]

16. Can't wait to see the Orange buffoon crawfishing his way backtracking now that he

Fucked around and found out.

[Habibi]

17. This whole thread is awesomely funny, especially

the title.

[YoshidaYui]

18. BOOM!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE, YOU EARNED IT.

[burrowowl]

21. Does the tfg have any synapses in his head?

[Grokenstein]

25. How to set a trap for a trumpnik

1. Place a double-jaw trap out. (Such a device may seem cruel and inhumane, but remember, we're talking about trumpniks, not wolves or bears or other innocent creatures.)

2. Advise the trumpnik to NOT jam their face in the trap.

3. Make popcorn. Season to taste.

4. Enjoy popcorn as the trumpnik struggles to pry open the trap and set the trigger, then leans back, takes a deep breath, and slams its face into the trigger as hard as it fucking can