Texas Rep Says He'll Never Eat 'A Whole Plate Of Dog Penis' Again

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Texas Representative Ronny Jackson met an interesting question with an even more interesting answer while on a podcast last week.

Jackson was asked what his last meal on Earth would be if he could plan it, according to Chron.

"It won't be dog penis. I ate a whole plate of dog penis one time. I'm not doing that again," he said.













The congressman went on to give some much-needed context to the situation. He explained he tried the dish in South Korea. It's likely Jackson was referring to "Gaebul," a fish eaten in South Korea that translates to "penis fish," the news outlet reported. /snip

https://kj97.iheart.com/content/2022-08-11-texas-rep-says-hell-never-eat-a-whole-plate-of-dog-penis-again/

[PhoenixRisingAgain]

1. Reminds me of that episode of South Park

...wherein the boys go around asking people if they like fish sticks.

Kanye West said yes, he does like fish sticks, and then people made fun of him for being a gay fish.

I've never been to South Korea, for what it's worth...

[Mike Nelson]

2. Yay!

... good he is on a diet. A half-plate is good enough for Ronny.

[jmowreader]

3. You know, folks...

...when people are told "eat a bag of dicks, lieutenant," most of them don't actually do it.