Guy joined Truth Social to see how crazy it was. Here's some of the ads he saw (PARODY)

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Edited to put parody in title

[blogslug]

1. "Flavorless by design"

lol

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Their customers are brainless by design

[Karadeniz]

2. Unbelievable!

[Solly Mack]

4. Alrighty then

[Tucker08087]

5. Seriously?

Could these be satire? Because I’m having a hard time believing that…wait…hold on…just ran about 20 things that they believe through my mind and they will completely buy this stuff. Although I’m not sure what the deal is about corn. It’s ALWAYS here this time of year. I guess next year will be CORN 3!!

[GreenEyedLefty]

6. Note to self: do not accept drinks from conservatives

Blech!

[Archae]

7. These are a joke, right?

Although they do look like the real thing.

[Nevilledog]

9. I do not believe they are a joke.

I will not join Truth Social to confirm......*shiver*

[Nevilledog]

12. Now I'm not sure.... He had McSweeney's and The Onion in his bio.

I'm gonna put parody in the title to be sure.

I literally have zero problems believing they're real....lol

[Vinca]

8. Wow - you could sell anything to those fools if you worded the ad right.

Patriot Powder????? What's that? Freeze dried old flags?

[Ocelot II]

10. I'm quite sure these ads are satirical, but I doubt that the morons on that site

would recognize satire if it bit them on the ass. Which it often does.

[Nevilledog]

13. Just put parody in the title because of author's bio.

I'm also sure they've bought weirder shit than this....lol

[LunaSea]

14. Yeah, those aren't dark enough.

If you see this in the wild I'd recommend calling 911
to report a possible kidnapping.

[MerryHolidays]

15. Or the Secret Service (or perhaps not)... nt

[Meowmee]

11. Is this a joke?

I guess not because peter popoff is still on tv selling miracle spring water to crazies.

[NewHendoLib]

16. Snake oil taken to a sublime level of ignorance!!!