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[DU GrovelBot]

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[Skittles]

1. GROVELBOT!

YEE HAW!

[wryter2000]

2. Grovelbot!

Did you get cuter this past year? Sigh. Don't be a stranger, doll-face.

[Kali]

3. Grovelbot!

[JHB]

4. GB! Da Man (-shaped robot)!

[DU GrovelBot]

6. *** DON'T FORGET TO KICK ME ***

[murielm99]

7. I'll wait until they do hearts.

[denbot]

8. Duuuuude..

S'up?

[Wounded Bear]

9. K & Rbot...nt

[Harker]

10. Klaatu barada nikto...

[malaise]

11. Kicking Grovel

[niyad]

12. Kick

[spanone]

13. OMG!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

14. I want a sticker to hand out like hearts: "More Democrats, please."

[love_katz]

15. Kick

[BumRushDaShow]

16. K&R

[underpants]

17. Grovelbot you magnificent bastard

❤️

[Crunchy Frog]

18. Bringing back the old classics. Nice!👍

[NBachers]

19. Maybe the Democrats need Demobot instead of "I'm Heartbroken! You only donated six times this year!"

[crickets]

20. Hi Grovelbot!

[roamer65]

21. I just fed Grovelbot.

[Kid Berwyn]

22. AI to kick GZP in the pants.

Take it away, Tobor!

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

23. Grovelbot!