Wow! They stole my three passports! How can I flee now?

[sarcasmo]

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I can't be the only one who busted up laughing at FPOTUS.

[aurora the great]

1. Expired passport, hm?

Oh I know why he wants that back, He was younger. He likes to look back fondly when he look younger.(note I didn't say better) It's a vanity thang! By the way I have kept all my expired passports too!

[LakeArenal]

2. May be he meant all his false passports. You know the ones used to flee countries.

[sarcasmo]

3. 3 passports, one was expired.

[cornball 24]

4. Well why don't he just git one a them thar things they call pods. Git his lard ass inside

with a gazillion hamberders and git on one a them thar cargo ships headed to Russia cuz he sure is a MosCOW!

[no_hypocrisy]

5. No prob! Purchase a replacement at the county center in W. Palm Beach.

Why all the whining?

[WarGamer]

6. He can fly to Hawaii...

And overshoot the islands by several hours landing in Dubai.

[Iggo]

7. He can have his buddy Bonesaw send him one.

He won’t be coming back, though.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. Just read this he said he had three stolen. They said you get a diplomatic passport

When you're president. Plus I guess his former personal one. What's the third passport?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. For this thread

TFG is lying about the missing passports according to the FBI but I found this to be too funny to not post

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