Tuesday TOONs - Defund The Who What Now?

[JHB]

Defund The Who What Now?

In The Mar-a-Lago Gift Shoppe

Rushdie Attack Apologia

In case you missed any over the last week:
(I stand by my lack of promises that I'll remember to include this every day)

8/10: Wednesday TOONs - OK, Clancy, Take The Boys And Surround The House

8/11: No post.

8/12: Friday TOONs - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, It's Yours

8/13: Weekend TOONs - Taking The Fifth

8/15: Monday TOONs - Slow Good

[2naSalit]

1. Thank you!

[nuxvomica]

2. A thought of a new motto for the GOP: TIMS

"Trump's Impunity Matters, Suckers!"

[murielm99]

3. Thank you.

[niyad]

4. Thank you for this depressingly excellent collection.

[dalton99a]

5. Kick

[planetc]

6. Yay! Toons!

[Wounded Bear]

7. K & R...nt

[jaxexpat]

8. Nice rack (of toons) you got there. Only one comment.

I find the suggestion that R. Nixon is in heaven odd.

[ECL213]

16. Have you ever heard the joke about Hell that ends something like...

"Oh, well then you're going to HATE Thursdays!"

[jaxexpat]

17. Not sure, maybe, but tell it anyway. Sounds intriguing.

[ECL213]

20. A guy dies and goes to Hell...

The Devil meets him at the gate to give him the tour.

They look in look in the first room, and there is a giant bar with huge TV screens all over. The Devil asks, "Hey, do you like football?" The guy says he does and the Devil says, "Oh man, you're going to love Mondays. We have party's for Monday night football with all the beer and chicken wings you want." The guy is pleasantly surprised and they walk on.

The next room they come to is big fancy dining room. The Devil asks, "Hey, do you like tacos?" "Sure," the guy says. "Oh man," says the Devil, "you're going to love Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday and we have all the tacos and margaritas you want." The guy is even more surprised and they continue the tour.

The next room is a luxurious room filled with beds and hot tubs and massage tables. The Devil asks, "Hey, do you like to make love to beautiful women?" "Of course I do!" says the guy. "Well, that's great," says the Devil, "every Wednesday is orgy Wednesday and you can make love to whoever you want all day long."

By this point, the guy is just amazed. He says to the Devil, "Man, I've always heard Hell was terrible, but I think I'm really going to like it here!"

"Yeah," the Devil says, "Hell gets a bad rap, but it's mostly bad P.R." Then the Devil says all excited, "Hey, a guy like you...I'll bet you really love to get red-hot pokers shoved up your arse!!"

"WHAT??" the guy says. "I certainly DO NOT!"

"Oh man," says the Devil, "You're really going to hate Thursdays."

[jaxexpat]

21. Heard it already but it was good of you to respond....and still funny.

[mountain grammy]

9. Great toons, thank you.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Thank you for these excellent toons! ♥

[live love laugh]

11. "Defund education"

[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. They're deadly serious about that one, for sure!

[ShazzieB]

19. They don't want to defend education completely.

They just want to rechannel the funding to go to private schools (especially religious ones). The schools they want to defund are the neighborhood public schools that don't provide the proper indoctrination and are full of black and brown, non-rich riffraff.

[crickets]

12. Thanks, JHB! K&R

[Hekate]

13. Kicktoons

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Thank you for the cartoons

[Wild blueberry]

18. Thank you