Deep Thoughts with Herschel Walker

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Actual Herschel Walker quotes brought to you by the Deep:







http://rw-infopedia.pbworks.com/w/page/133094115/White%20Nationalist%20Terrorism

[Karadeniz]

1. It's disgraceful that this chronic liar and permanent idiot has as much as a chance of winning!!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. All foreign nations MUST refuse to visit here if this person is elected.

We must be treated as a virus.

[Haggard Celine]

6. Yeah, I'm personally going to be really pissed if he's elected.

[Walleye]

3. And these are the geniuses that want to make life-changing decisions on our bodily autonomy

I see many of the Republican men seem to have the same knowledge of the female anatomy that Herschel Walker has of climate change

[aaaaaa5a]

4. Proudly brought to you by Donald J. Trump

And MAGA World.

[Wingus Dingus]

5. LOL. Absolutely absurd that this mush-brain is a contender.

[Jeebo]

7. Walker could write comedy for SNL.

That reminds of Saturday Night Live's "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey." Here are a few examples:

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

I miss these gems of wisdom on SNL. Of course, I am sure that the humor in Herschel Walker's deep thoughts is unintentional.

-- Ron

https://www.liveabout.com/the-official-deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-1924315

[Faux pas]

8. Guffaw!!!!

my brain hurts reading that. Can't imagine listening to it. The sad thing is that many stable geniuses understand him.

[LudwigPastorius]

9. He's got the CTE constituency locked up.