"They were declassified?

[imanamerican63]

No wait, “they were planted”?

But yet “they are mine”?

All in one week?

Trump spinning every which way he can?

[TheProle]

1. To borrow from Hunter Thompson:

"He's so crooked he has to screw his pants on in the morning."

[liberal N proud]

2. He took them, declassified them post term, then the FBI planted them, but he wants them back

You can't make this shit up!

[Torchlight]

3. Reminds me of The Office (the boss declares bankruptcy)

[Raven]

4. An even later one: "I didn't trust anyone else to take proper care of them, so I stole them and

brought them to my house, in Florida, on the ocean and stored them in cardboard boxes in the basement."

What's wrong with this picture?

[MarineCombatEngineer]

5. He's spinning Every Which Way but Loose,

because, IMO, he's not getting loose from this one.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Shifting stories mean someone is lying.