Here's 10 crudites aka veggie trays. One for each house that Dr. Oz owns.

[IcyPeas]

[hlthe2b]

1. I imagine the staff he has to prepare his crudite--much less everything else in all those houses

would dwarf whatever we could imagine paying for the veggies required, inflation, or no--even for one platter. Maybe that ought to be his next question.


Pretty examples upstream, btw. Very creative.

[FoxNewsSucks]

22. That's what makes me wanna puke.

He and his ilk pay shit wages to people who must make those creations to "delight" him and his ilk.

[pamdb]

2. wow

Those are fantastic, makes me want to make one. I feel like I need to copy these for inspiration.

[TomSlick]

3. Beautiful. Maybe, too beautiful.

Who would want to be the first person to take a piece and undo the art?

[Maru Kitteh]

10. Me. I will.

YUM.

[Goonch]

4. 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

🥬🥒🥒🥬

[Scrivener7]

5. That's some veggie dedication right there.

[certainot]

20. what about the erotic crudite?

[LAS14]

6. K & R! Thanks for the fun! nt

[Croney]

7. Can it be fruit?

Made by grandson in grade school

[Deuxcents]

11. Awww..looks yummy.

I’m gonna save a couple of these examples..so creative

[IcyPeas]

14. Wow. That's nice.

[Mr.Bill]

8. This one is my favorite.

https://www.designdazzle.com/donut-box-veggie-tray-and-other-april-fools-pranks/

[FoxNewsSucks]

19. I love that idea!

If I ever run across a KK donut box empty, I'll keep it just to do that.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Okay now I'm hungry.

Look at those beautiful veggies! As a vegetarian, I used to get the question often; "Well what do you eat then?"

Derp.

[BOSSHOG]

12. Our garden is puttering along

But every afternoon for the past 4 Days our generous neighbor has dropped off a whole mess of crudités to our home. Right here in the Land of Oz. Well I should say to one of our ten homes.

[Rebl2]

13. Maybe

Martha Stewart created them! She knows what crudité is. I learned the word many years ago watching her show. Whoever created these, great job!

[question everything]

15. No salsa?

[rhiannon55]

16. No asparagus?

[LoveTheDU]

17. Amazing!

This is crudite art!

[DET]

18. Love These!

Especially the bug ones. Personally, I just don’t get the kerfuffle over the term crudités. I thought it was a pretty widely understood term.

[FoxNewsSucks]

21. Here in the midwest,

that fancy high-falutin' crud-ites stuff is just too uppity.

[IronLionZion]

23. That would inspire me to eat more vegetables

They're all creative. I like the bugs.

[ecstatic]

24. Lol. I heard the term crudite for the first time this morning

on Morning Joe. Never heard of it prior to today.