Sometimes I smell bullshit coming from my computer.

[milestogo]

Link to tweet

[RKP5637]

1. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[PdamnedQ]

2. "I remember this one time at band camp."

[PJMcK]

3. Sure, Eric

When do you brush those teeth?

Asshole.

[Celerity]

4. And tens upon tens of millions of viscous RW scum take his statements as gospel truth

[usonian]

5. You need a computer upgrade.

[underpants]

10. They found Eric's laptop

[milestogo]

12. ...

[Wicked Blue]

6. Right. And then they do 50 sit-ups, 50 sets of jumping jacks,

and run 5 kilometers while juggling stale hamberders.

Followed by doing the Hokey-Pokey if TFG can remember the words.

[packman]

7. I would expect nothing less from America's most perfect family

[Iggo]

8. Absolutely nobody does that and he's too stupid to know it.

[Wednesdays]

9. Sure, Jan.

[usonian]

11. Let us join the Chump Family in prayer.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Do they all sleep together?

And does Junior take his first line of cocaine before or after all this praying and pledging?