I have a small question about Honest Donald's Used Secrets Store of Palm Beach, Florida

[jmowreader]

The man has been out of office for eighteen months. How is it that he still has any classified documents left? Is he as bad at picking out classified documents to sell as he is at running casinos and mail-order meat companies? I mean, you'd think that the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, Saudis and everyone else he was stealing classified information for would have given him lists of what they wanted.

Because let's be real: you know there's no way in hell he left the White House with only eleven Top Secret documents.

[Ocelot II]

1. I've been wondering if the translator's notes he snatched up after meeting with BFF Vlad

in Helsinki were in that leather-covered box, or elsewhere. Bet he stored those carefully.

[gab13by13]

2. I bet there's a copy machine at Mar-el-Loco.