Republican Senate nominee in Georgia Herschel Walker ends his "Women for Herschel" event by telling

[demmiblue]

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Would someone give me a synopsis? I just can't listen to one more word from this mental tiddlywink.

Thanks.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

2. +1

[mercuryblues]

5. Here goes

A bull was in a field with 6 cows. The gras was high, so all he had to do was eat grass to get to those cows. But he saw 3 cows on the other side of a fence, on a hill. He stared at them all the time, trying to figure out how to get there.

Finally he jumped over the fence, scraping himself up. ran over to those 3 cows to find out they were really bulls. That is why America is so great.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. Ohhhhh-kayyyyy. The tears are welling up in my eyes.

He's in pretty much of a dead heat with his opponent, right?

THAT's what needs explaining

[budkin]

24. He's a sports hero in GA and people are stupid

They hear his name and that's all they need.

[Baitball Blogger]

12. I like my ending better.

The bull jumped over the fence, which was a barb wire fence, and castrated himself.

The moral of the story: In America, it's easy to lose your perspective, and when that happens, you can lose far worse.

[sheshe2]

15. Dear lord...

Thanks for the translation.I couldn't bring myself to listen to him.

[Demovictory9]

23. The 6 cows represent his baby mamas?

[asiliveandbreathe]

3. Love your eyeroll..too funny..now what is the video about again???

[Wuddles440]

4. No idea about the meaning/purpose of the gibberish this imbecile...

is spewing, but is that a 3%er flag behind him?

[mopinko]

11. good question

[carpetbagger]

17. GA state flag. Means the same thing n/t

[Wuddles440]

19. Thanks for the clarification.

I should have done some research before posting. My bad.

[carpetbagger]

21. Nah, all those white supremacist flags look alike.

In this case, they both yearn for the nation that once was, when white people didn't have to share political power like they were a mere subset of people.

[Ziggysmom]

6. Are these women for Walker all mothers of his children or something? Makes no sense at all!!

[dalton99a]

7. WTF

[H2O Man]

9. Recommended.

Funny in a tragic way.

[3Hotdogs]

10. --- reminds me of my cousin. Bob drinks a lot...A LOT. And he makes up his own jokes.

We were at a restaurant a couple'a weeks ago. Bob tells one of his jokes.

"Sir, your joke makes no sense."

[NoMoreRepugs]

13. He's not an imbecile - he's a Republican candidate for office. Oh wait, same thing.

[nolabear]

14. Sooooo...is the point we shouldn't jump the fence?

Don’t envy other countries? Okay. Sure.

[CharleyDog]

16. wild guess: a threat to genitals? Scare tactics? Don't leave (the state, your husband) don't try

to get away, bad things happen. They should be satisfied with their own sorry lawmakers/legislatures, because they voted for this fool.

[Iggo]

22. I honestly think his point is that sometimes the hot chicks are dudes.

Homophobe being “clever.”

[Samrob]

18. WT absolute F is he talking about? There ought to be a law against running idiots...

But then, Republicans would have no one to run.

[Midnight Writer]

20. There was this famous football player, who retired from the game a wealthy and well respected man.

He had everything he wanted. Money, fame, women.

Then he looked over to Washington and saw the Republicans that were getting elected, so he decided he wanted to get some of that, so he went to Georgia and threw his hat in the ring...

Story incomplete at this point