Oh sweet Jesus you would not believe the nightmare I just had.. Donald Trump was President
Yep.. that guy.. the one that tells everyone they are fired..
I don't know what triggered it.. probably the super spicy food I had for dinner.. but it was a doozy
Donald Trump was President.. and get this.. guess who his best buddy was.. Vladimir Putin.. I kid you not..
And that was not the half of it.. He buddied up with Kim Jong-un It was so ridiculous that Kim was writing him giant letters the size of a grocery bag and Trump would show them off at press conferences.. I know, I know I told you it was a doozy
Just everything in the world that could go wrong did go wrong because of course Trump being a tv personality.. was trying to run the country like he did his businesses.. you know the ones he totally bankrupted
Oh and to top if off.. there was a world wide pandemic, millions infected across the world and fourteen million died worldwide.. and Trump was running his medical people into the ground and telling people to drink bleach.. yeah I told you it was crazy..
Oh and get this..you know Pence.. the really conservative uber Christian guy.. he was his vice president.. uh huh.. sleazy Donald Trump, who bragged about going into the dressing rooms of the Miss Teenage America pageants on the Howard Stern show had Pence for a VP.. The only thing missing from this warped dream was one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters..
Well think I will go make myself some coffee.. no more super spicy food for me!!
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do I really have to put a sarcasm thingy at the bottom of that.. 
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