"SIMON SAYS FORGET HOW ARMS WORK":

[tblue37]

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[Samrob]

1. The stubby twins. nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. The Bot Bro's. nt

[Iggo]

3. Stagecraft.

Arms forward, nobody notices your gut.

[betsuni]

4. G.W. Bush did that arm thing, it was to make him seem larger.

Like an animal that fluffs itself up to intimidate.

[lamp_shade]

5. Ill-fitting bullet-proof vests? Maybe?

[2naSalit]

8. LOL!

If so, I hope it pinched him really hard in a tender spot!

[alphafemale]

6. DeSatan looks like a kid stuffed into a suit that fit last year.

Saw a kid like this and they just stretched a little and tore out both shoulder seams.

And the mother yelled at him.

And I said put your kid in clothes that fit.

[Tadpole Raisin]

7. It's the rigging trying to hold up the spines they lost.

Or never had. Feckless punks

[Ilsa]

9. I hope that button doesn't put out someone's eye when it goes flying. nt