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eppur_se_muova

(36,304 posts)
Fri Aug 26, 2022, 04:45 AM Aug 2022

Uglicans really do share some values with Russians ....

Here is another one from Russia: A magical fish offers to grant one wish to a Russian peasant. He is wondering which treasures he should request from the fish. Then, the fish explains that whatever the peasant wishes for and receives himself, his neighbor will receive double. The peasant says, “Ok, then I want you to poke out one of my eyes.”


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A Russian peasant is plowing his field when he discovers an old urn. When he opens the urn, a genie is released, and promises him anything he wishes. The man wishes for a milk cow -- something the poor peasants in his village can only dream of -- which the genie grants, and then departs. With the extra milk, the man and his family are better fed, and even sell some extra milk, eventually accumulating a fair amount of money. His neighbor, seeing all this, is deeply annoyed at the newfound prosperity, and constantly complains at the unfairness of it. Then one day, the neighbor also discovers an urn, complete with grateful genie. When the genie agrees to grant him anything he wants, the man says "I want my neighbor's cow to die!"


(There are versions of this story throughout Eastern European cultures, sometimes with a goat instead of a cow.)

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Uglicans really do share some values with Russians .... (Original Post) eppur_se_muova Aug 2022 OP
Wow YoshidaYui Aug 2022 #1
Agreed BunnyMcGee Aug 2022 #2
Hungarian fable about greed Dirty Socialist Aug 2022 #3
The man asked for a wife who was 100% his sexual comparability. keithbvadu2 Aug 2022 #4
Uglican- Karma13612 Aug 2022 #5
Me too! Laura PourMeADrink Aug 2022 #6
Love your Sig!! Karma13612 Aug 2022 #7
I like Hornitos... Not because it's expensive but because Laura PourMeADrink Aug 2022 #8
Yea, I do like Karma13612 Aug 2022 #9
You are funny!! Limes rule!!! Laura PourMeADrink Aug 2022 #10
The GOP and Russians hate the same groups . sarcasmo Aug 2022 #11

Dirty Socialist

(3,252 posts)
3. Hungarian fable about greed
Fri Aug 26, 2022, 07:33 AM
Aug 2022

The king found out a certain woman made the best chicken soup in the land. He told the woman to make a pot of chicken soup and he will give her a gold piece for every gold ring (formed by chicken fat) on the surface of the soup. Unfortunately, the woman got greedy and added so much fat that the fat combined to form one giant ring at the surface. The king gave her only one single gold piece for her efforts.

keithbvadu2

(36,953 posts)
4. The man asked for a wife who was 100% his sexual comparability.
Fri Aug 26, 2022, 07:45 AM
Aug 2022

The man asked for a wife who was 100% his sexual comparability.

His neighbor got two women he could not satisfy.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
8. I like Hornitos... Not because it's expensive but because
Fri Aug 26, 2022, 08:35 PM
Aug 2022

It has the most fantastic earthy taste.

Are u a margarita fan?

Not my first choice but you kinda have to if you live in TX

Actually my user name came to be a long time ago at the point when someone caught bush drinking in China. Have felt bad since then, making fun of someone with a drinking problem, but too lame to change

Karma13612

(4,555 posts)
9. Yea, I do like
Fri Aug 26, 2022, 10:35 PM
Aug 2022

A good margarita! In the summer when it’s hot.

Or a Tanqueray and Tonic. With Lime.

As you can see, the common denominator is Lime!! Love it so much more than lemon.

Don’t feel bad about the whole thing with Bush, he did deserve some consternation even if it turned out he actually had a problem with alcohol. Hopefully he got help. But, we can still be pissed at him for a WHOLE LOT of stuff.

I get hives (not really) everytime I need to update a username or password. Things have gotten way too complicated. At 68, I’m at my limit now with technology.

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