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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDU EXCLUSIVE: Transcript of alleged "Swatting" call to 911 regarding Marjorie Taylor Greene
[Note: On August 24, 2022, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene alleged she was the victim of a so-called "Swatting" call to 911. "Swatting" is a tactic where a anonymous emergency call is made alerting police to a fake crisis situation at the victim's residence, resulting in a team of Special Weapons and Tactical--or SWAT--being called to respond to the situation and potentially endangering the victim. In the interests of full public disclosure, local authorities have made the decision to release the following transcript of the full and complete call at issue.][Call begins]
Dispatch (D): 911. Whats your emergency?
Caller (C): (in heavily affected deep male voice) Yes, this is Adolph Stalin. Im the Grand Dragon Wizard and Executive Vice Secretary Treasurer of Antifa, Incorporated. Allauh Akbar, thats our slogan. We love to eat your babies.
D: Thats not really important right now. Do you have an actual emergency to report?
C: Yes, I would like to report that Greene Lady.
D: Im sorry. Youd like to report a green lady? I dont quite understand.
C: Yes! That Greene Lady! You knowMarjorie Taylor Greene? That Congresswoman who loves America and freedom so much and hilariously owning the libs. Id like to report her.
D: Well, why? What is she doing?
C: Oh, Im pretty sure shes praying, and flying her flag, and eating real meat. And as we all know, President Sleepy Joe Bidenwho I very much supporthas expressly made all those things illegal and punishable by death. So, its my God-given duty by law to report her. Even though I actually hate God. Hail Satan!
D: Okay, maam or, err, sir
C: Hey! Hey! None of that pronoun nonsense there! Im transgressive!
D: Yes, you most certainly are. Anyways, none of those things are actually illegal, so unless you have an actual emergency to report
C: Fine, fine! She has guns!
D: So, youre saying shes armed?
C: Yes, shes heavily armed. I heard she has all sorts of AR-15s. Which libtards like me think means assault rifle, but actually means Armalite, and that one fact alone automatically disqualifies us from ever discussing any sort of gun control. Ha-ha! Owned!
D: Again, thats not really important. But you do say she has guns.
C: She has guns, and she intends to use them according to the true intended purpose of the 2nd Amendment, which everyone knows is to support the overthrow of a government that they believe has become tyrannical.
D: I copy. So, you say Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is heavily armed and is seeking to overthrow the government.
C: Yes.
D: Very well. Ill send someone over
C: Wait! Wait! Did I say that? I didnt mean to say that! That would just be silly and wrong.
D: I do believe it would be very wrong, yes.
C: But anyways, she does have guns and you should send the Gazpacho to her house right now.
D: The Gazpacho?
C: Yes, the Gazpacho. You know, the guys with all the guns and clubs and stuff.
D: You want me to send her soup?
C: Oh, you think youre funny, dont you? A real regular Catturd, eh?
D: I honestly dont know who that is.
C: Of course you wouldnt. Just send the police, okay? Shes doing some really terrible stuff over at her house. A real Peach Tree Dish of illegality.
D: And where are you right now at the moment?
C: Im at the house next door, 5382 [REDACTED] Street.
D: Okay, Im looking that up and well, my records show that 5382 [REDACTED] Street is actually Congresswoman Taylor Greenes house.
C: Dammit! Im so terrible at numbers! You have to understand, nobody ever taught me math at school. They were too busy teaching me Critical Race Theory, all so that I could go to college and major in 19th Century Black Gay Womens Theoretical Historical Contemplative Clay Basket Weaving History Theory. And now you get to pay for my education, sucker! Loser!
D: Thank you. Anything else?
C: Just so the police should know, Congresswoman Taylor Greene is, like, super strong and physically fit. I heard she goes to Crossfit all the time to work out. And when she goes there, all the men at the Crossfit club are like, Oh, shes so hot. And then theyre like, Yeah, but I heard shes married. But then they all say, Sure, but I heard shes more than willing to overlook that little fact, wink-wink
D: All right, thats enough. Anything else I should know?
C: Do you want to hear about the Rothschild Familys nefarious plan to launch lasers into space in order to ignite forest fires around the globe?
D: Not really, no.
C: Then no.
D: Okay, and just for the record, what is your address again, so that police can get a statement from you?
C: Its 5382 [REDACTED] Street.
D: Very good. Ill send the police over there right away.
C: No, wait, shit
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DU EXCLUSIVE: Transcript of alleged "Swatting" call to 911 regarding Marjorie Taylor Greene (Original Post)
Tommy Carcetti
Aug 2022
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dchill
(40,050 posts)1. Proof, ladies and gentlemen!
Tommy Carcetti
(43,473 posts)3. Indeed. nt
Tommy Carcetti
(43,473 posts)2. And just in case I need to say it....
, of course.