Just when I think I can't possibly hate Ted Cruz more...

[Nevilledog]

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says there’s a “real risk” Biden forgiving some student loan debt will help Democrats in the 2022 midterms:

“If you are that slacker barista who wasted seven years in college … if you can get off the bong for a minute … it could drive up turnout.”


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2:12 PM · Aug 26, 2022

[RKP5637]

1. He's such a gross disgusting POS. Just an ugly hateful ignorant person. n/t

[treestar]

2. So there's a new version of the welfare queen

vile person.

[yonder]

3. Sounds like he's insinuating that people with service job are deplorable.

Let's see if the MSM picks that up and runs with it.

[zappaman]

4. Such a prick

I loathe him and his assface

[Boomerproud]

5. That's the repuke meme du jour.

Carlson said almost the same thing. All college grads are lazy, greedy losers.

[Blue Owl]

6. Shut the fuck up Ted and go back to your slimehole

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Hateful sob

[Buckeyeblue]

8. Ted Cruz has turned into Jessie Helms

He gets elected but no one takes him seriously. And all he will ever be is a crazy senator

[rubbersole]

9. They're running out of people to demonize.

Law enforcement, teachers, college grads, medical professionals, any immigrants, any SNAP recipients, climate advocates, scientists....pretty much any person capable of critical thinking. Only red hats are patriots. Small group.

[Victor_c3]

10. Crazy idea. Helping your constituents helps to get you re-elected n/t

[Wounded Bear]

11. He says that like it's a bad thing...

[Tetrachloride]

12. Hardworking baristas vote also.

[gibraltar72]

13. He's like Jello!!

[kysrsoze]

14. Clearly he's never gotten on the bong.

Otherwise he he wouldn’t be such an uptight cracker-ass.

[IcyPeas]

15. People ... seem to have forgotten Trump insisting his name be on Covid relief checks

People who accuse Biden of 'vote buying' seem to have forgotten Trump insisting his name be on Covid relief checks

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[crickets]

17. +1

[yonder]

18. Ha, ha ha. Completely forgot. So much shit one can't keep up.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

16. If you're that slacker Senator who flees his stricken state for the sunny climes of Cancn...

If you could stand up for your wife's dignity for a minute...

[madinmaryland]

19. HA! This coming from the guy who can't get off the DILDO for a minute is just too rich!

Fuck you, Ted!

[GuppyGal]

20. I hope Ted gets an extra pump of something in one of his future coffees.

[allegorical oracle]

21. He showed his stripes in the 2016 race when he kept yakking while his wife fell thru the stage

-- just like a trap door. And then Ted did a feckless job of taking up for his wife when DJT called her less than attractive.

[Oneironaut]

22. Everything about Ted Cruz reeks of inauthentic dudebro douchebaggery.

- The way he sits, as if to display what a suave, masculine, unaffected man he is. He’s in charge! He’s so cool and confident! What a true, masculine, MAN!

- His fake ass “rugged” beard he grew because he was afraid his emotionally stunted male voting base wouldn’t find him “Conservative badass alpha dog” enough. It’s as if he’s trying to imitate a Texas rancher out of a 1950’s Marlboro cigarettes advertisement but failing, leading to him coming off as a goofy jackass instead.

- How everything out of his mouth is just “own the Libs” bullshit. Ohhh hahaha! What a clever quip! Owned! That’s the level of discourse this dipshit is capable of. He barely escapes the intellectual realm of Facebook trolls assuaging their boredom by making “I identify as an Apache helicopter!” jokes on Breitbart.