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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo what would TFG's Special Mistress actually do?
Apart from drink a lot of beer and water while taking a diuretic, what would her duties be or do I not want to know?
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So what would TFG's Special Mistress actually do? (Original Post)
PurgedVoter
Aug 2022
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Pantagruel
(2,580 posts)1. Mushroom maintenance ?
louis-t
(23,295 posts)2. Tell him he's a good boy. And all the other kids are mean to him.
Tell him how special he is, and he doesn't have to follow the rules.
Botany
(70,510 posts)3. I take it you haven't heard of "the Belgium elevator?"
A Special Mistress can help you with that.
You need 2 fresh buttermilk waffles, warm maple syrup, whipped butter, a head light, a stop watch,
a whistle, a tennis racket, and a cassette recording of "You Light Up My Life."
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)4. Paddle with a Forbes magazine.
brush
(53,784 posts)5. Special MASTER. Special MASTER.