Today's Republicans remind me of "Dolly" in an old "Family Circus" panel.

[Atticus]

In it, a tearful Dolly stands before her frowning mother while pointing at her brother, Billy, as she wails "He started it when he hit me back!"

Let's keep hitting back, Democrats!

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. It's a great thing to see!

[2naSalit]

2. I remember that one...

I agree, that's truly what they do.

[rsdsharp]

3. Ha! That reminds me of our daughter at 7.

She came home from 2nd grade and told us that Tommy had kicked her. “Did you kick him back?” I asked. “No,” she said. “I kicked him first!”