Trump So Glad He Declassified Docs FBI Threw On Floor To Make Him Look Like Messy Little Stinker!

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Yesterday morning, the internet assembled to watch with horror and bemusement as Donald Trump tweeted out Q drops and retweeted morons on his little Imaginary Twitter who had posted memes saying he was pretty. Oh sorry, we meant to say he "truthed" and "retruthed" those things. That's literally what they call it on Imaginary Twitter. There were about 60 posts in the space of an hour, we think.

So obviously we are thinking he's pretty chill this morning, right? Surely he's not saying anything to incriminate himself even more after that barnburner of a filing from the Justice Department last night, right?

Haha, just kidding, he is losing it.

Trump of course has spent some time this morning babbling about the Right's latest Peter Strzok-style obsession. (There is a guy who is retiring from the FBI and they think he buried Hunter Biden's laptop in Ukraine's backyard next to that DNC server that proves Russia is innocent. Need to know more? Here's a nutty collection of squirrel turds from shitty CBS News "reporter" Catherine Herridge!) He's also claiming that "crowds" are "already forming" for the rally he's going to do in Pennsylvania this weekend, so that's pathetic.

But you don't care about that. You want the good shit. You want the stuff where he incriminates himself even more, the stuff where you can just tell his stupid broken brain is leaking out of his ears and the walls are closing in and he's Just. Fucking. Losing. It.

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1. This is an admission that will be used when TFG is indicted

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