Friday funnies - Inside Lara Trump's World. 😆 Sooo relatable to MAGA world.

[underpants]

Here’s the link. I will try to do it Justice.

https://www.theconservateur.com/editorial/inside-lara-trumps-world



Besides offering a refuge from the limelight and progressivism, Florida was free and prosperous even amid a pandemic, making it a no-brainer place for Lara and her husband Eric to raise their two children.



Safe in DeSantisland, a majority of Floridians are proudly patriotic, especially the many Republican transplants who escaped blue state tyranny during Covid-19. Lara’s family doesn’t have to worry as much about critical race theory in classroom curricula or obscene books in the children’s library. That environment suits her, she says. There’s also less of an invasive press stalking their every move.



Despite her beauty and accomplishments, Lara, and the other ladies that share her last name, are accustomed to being overlooked by lifestyle media and Fashion Inc. Just as Melania Trump was one of the only first ladies to be refused a cover in Vogue, while even Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush got their time in the sun, Lara was never interviewed by Vanity Fair, Elle, Marie Claire or any of the other fashion and lifestyle magazines, all of which claim to cater to all women but espouse a left wing agenda that doesn’t represent half of them.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. FFS. Is this shit real or a parody. Let me guess. Real. JFC

[Irish_Dem]

11. The author of the article and dress designer must hate Lara.

The whole article mocks Lara, makes her look like a fool.

The photos and captions are to laugh at.

And don't get me started on the couture.

[TheBlackAdder]

73. That's one ugly horse, although the Warmblood is quite attractive.

[underpants]

16. It's for real. Kinda slick website. Two very young women 23&24 - Repub operatives

I’m impressed with the website but the content is kind of a “well the 60’s were a little better for women.

I dug deep into the website and it’s ... whew not sure where to go here. White. Sunshine. Women should have fun but you are a woman you do understand that don’t you kinda vibe. Being rich is fun.

I found an article about how reversing Roe will make men more responsible. Abortion Empowers the “Patriarchy” it’s called.

[Irish_Dem]

34. They think women should be subjugated to help men grown up?

Good God.

[Irish_Dem]

35. This article is so bad, I thought it was from a parody site.

But you are right, it is legit.

Total amateur hour.

[niyad]

55. Women controlling their own bodies empowers the patriarchy? How f'n

messed in the head must one be to believe that bs?

[underpants]

67. A MAGA Answer to Vogue Offers Advice on Owning the Libs - and Season's Best Fashions

https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/a136e17/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2000x1333+0+0/resize/1260x840!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F88%2F9e%2Fe240fac94ec49a3b742aa33cf557%2Fmag.Schaffer.TheConservateur-Lead.jpg

Jayme Chandler Franklin and Isabelle Redfield smiling in a field while wearing cowboy hats with an American flag in the background.
The co-founders of The Conservateur, Jayme Chandler Franklin (left) and Isabelle Redfield (right). | Courtesy of The Conservateur


The Conservateur’s mix is kind of like that Lara Trump feature, disaggregated: one part fashion advice, with an emphasis on the traditional (“Conservative Clean-Girl Beauty”). One part traditionalist cultural commentary (“Pro-Life Is Pro-Woman”). One part occasionally trollish service journalism (“Weekending on the #BidenBudget”). And one part hagiography about far-right celebs (“How Christina Pushaw Handles the Haters”).

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/09/02/a-right-wing-answer-to-vogue-00054520

[keep_left]

72. This is the latest grift for the culture warriors. There is a women's magazine...

...called Evie that started out online-only like Conservateur but now publishes as well. Evie basically mainstreams and waters down alt-right ideology: the society is full of "degeneracy", outlawing abortion will stop the gals from being sluts, we need to bring back the patriarchy, we need to go back to the '50s (maybe the 1350s, even!), obsession with radtrad Catholicism and Latin Mass zealotry, etc.

Conservateur looks very much like they plagiarized Evie.

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. No matter what they do to her, or set up the photos,

the inner ugly in every single tRump outshines everything else.

[hlthe2b]

5. I agree. She always comes across as intensely angry & that is not a pleasant look.

Maybe if she ate something occasionally...

[TheBlackAdder]

74. You can't put a price on that level of posh. Well, yea you could. Possibly 3-4 CIA informant lives.

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[Blue Owl]

3. Barely a mention of her wonderful husband, Gums

But i had to laugh when she mentioned "Eric's charitable causes" -- you mean like the one they defrauded and stole money from???

[Irish_Dem]

36. Her only claim to fame is marriage to a Trump son. And she doesn't mention him much at all.

She is talking about empowerment, etc.

But she has accomplished nothing on her own.

[ARPad95]

4. She is sooooooo darn pretentious!

In the first and last photos, her arms look anorexic.

[Irish_Dem]

12. Pretentious, silly, vain, whining about being a victim, vacuous, oblivious, patronizing, immature.

This article does her no favors.

All the photos with horses makes her look like an adolescent.

[Irish_Dem]

43. The photos are extremely unflattering to her.

The dresses and poses do her no favors.

I would be quite unhappy if I were her about this shoot.

[Hekate]

6. Reads like parody, esp as she stands among the tarnished rococo gilt of her father in law's palace...

My dear, I always had my two toddlers sit on my lap while I was wearing an illusion tulle skirt.

[Hortensis]

71. :) Bizarrely, The Conservateur is a CONSERVATIVE site for MAGAs.

Is parody their readership's reality?

Abortion Empowers the “Patriarchy”: A man’s life changes when abortion becomes illegal because he no longer can take reckless advantage of women without consequences. ...

Or, "How The Patriarchy victimized women by freeing of them from consequences they could once force unwilling males to share."

[Wounded Bear]

7. Ball gown? Is she supposed to dance in that monstrosity?

[maxrandb]

46. I've seen that dress before

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[CatWoman]

8. the Trumps are forever bitching about not being accepted/photographed by Vogue, etc.

as if those fashion magazines don't have standards.

[Irish_Dem]

14. The Trumps hate Vogue because Melania was never on the cover, and Jill B. got the cover right away.

[Retrograde]

27. As was Michelle Obama

and Kamala Harris and Ketanji Brown Jackson - all women who accomplished something on their own.

Mel was actually on the cover once, when she married Donnie - probably because her wedding dress was so, um, tacky and expensive.

[Irish_Dem]

29. Yep, all the Dem women on the cover.

Oh I didn't realize Melania was on the cover of Vogue years ago.

I will have to go look for it, would love to see her wedding dress.
Hopefully it covered all her body parts.

[Irish_Dem]

33. Yikes I found the Melania Vogue cover.

Vogue chooses a photo for the cover with Melania's face obscured by her veil.
Doesn't even look like her, pre-cosmetic surgery and wearing no make up.

They don't show the entire dress, just partial picture of it.

The dress looks suitable for a wedding between Kitty, saloon and brothel owner, to Matt Dillon.

[CatWoman]

63. yikes, indeed

that's an awfully ugly dress

[Irish_Dem]

65. Jebus, I only saw a partial view of the dress.

Yep, Miss Kitty's saloon girls meet Little House on the Prairie.

Maybe it looked better in person.

[Kittycatkat]

9. Hideous! Pretty sure Trump spawn (dumb or dumber I forget) hunted Barney to make that gown.

It would look better mounted on the wall. The dress. Not Lara.

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

17. Wellllllllll.... Lol n/t

[Irish_Dem]

10. Words fail me.

I am going to have to get a good night's sleep and drink a half a pot of coffee to tackle this monstrosity.

[underpants]

51. No they don't.

Your posts here have absolutely MADE this thread.

[Irish_Dem]

52. I didn't even say everything I could have.

Tried to maintain some proper decorum.

[LoisB]

13. Why is she wearing magenta drapes and what where is that tacky room? Does she always

ride horses in her pajamas and goodness only knows who thought that black and white number was stylish?

[crickets]

18. In one photo of that dress, Lara stands awkwardly next to the gaudiest piano ever made,

her hair unruffled as her skirt billows in a gale force wind... The entire piece is so overposed and silly.

"She doesn't need Vogue for validation."

That's lovely, dear. On behalf of the billions of members around the world, welcome to the club.

[LoisB]

19. The piano is so "trumpy".

[maxrandb]

47. Trump is the Bizarro World version of Liberace

[LoisB]

62. LOL!

[crickets]

68. It's a shame, because in the right room with good lighting and surroundings,

that piano would be gorgeous.

[underpants]

20. I

I need validation?
Shit now I gotta go back up the Dr.’s office.



That’s lovely, dear ....😆 too funny

[Irish_Dem]

44. They placed an industrial grade fan right behind her to make the dress billow out like that?

Or it was photoshopped?

Yes us common folk long ago accepted Vogue would never validate us.

[crickets]

69. It looks like there's a black legged something or other next to the chair.

Could be someone crouched on that, threw it in the air, and they snapped a few times until they got the right shot. It's a mystery why they went to the trouble given it looks so odd.

The problem is, it's supposed to be a fashionable ball gown but it's hideous - and no one would actually be able to waltz in that thing. It would be a pain just to walk around in it, and I don't even want to think about the cleaning bill after dragging the train on the floor, likely repeatedly getting stepped on all night.

Maybe it's me being too hung up on the logistics, but I can't imagine wanting to wear a dress like that even if it did look smashing.

[niyad]

70. It appears that she is actually posed on that gilt monstrosity.

[Irish_Dem]

15. Snicker: "She wears clustered pearls while sitting atop a dark bay German warmblood."

Oh my goodness.

Does Eric know?

[Retrograde]

28. Dancing horses are often German warmbloods

like Rafalca, the Romneys' dressage horse (whatever happened to her, BTW?) There's another photo of her on the site showing her leading a horse through a stable while wearing a white gown. As one does.

[Irish_Dem]

30. "Riding atop a warmblood in her ball gown" sounds vulgar on a number of levels.

For those of us with no knowledge of dressage horses especially.

I had forgotten about Romney's horse.
Out to pasture like Romney I suppose.

The pictures of Lara and the horses are ridiculous.

Ladies to the Manor Born do not traipse around the stables in their designer ball gowns.

Katherine, Duchess of Cambridge, a future Queen of England, did a photo shoot for Vogue at her country home.
She was always dressed appropriately and did not swan around the pigsty dressed in an evening dress.

Lara's photos make her look ridiculous, shallow, vapid.
Very pretentious and flaunting her money.

[LuckyCharms]

21. These pictures. They're obscene. K&R for your post. n/t

[GenThePerservering]

22. Those poor girls

I don't they know what a laughable parody their praise article actually is. If they had actually tried, this couldn't have been more laughably ridiculous. The posing is really amateurish, too - in that last photo there's pretty obviously somewhat standing on one of the chairs behind that monster gown holding it up - you can tell by how the wrinkles fall. Good grief. Also, all of that frou frou makes her look skeletal rather than probably naturally just thin.

This is actually ::chef's kiss::

[Irish_Dem]

31. Total amateur hour from start to finish.

Writing style is immature, like it was written for a teen romance audience.
Also puts Lara in a very bad light, shallow, pretentious, vulgar, etc.
The author must hate Lara.

The photos are all showing the props more than Lara.
All we see are fabric and horses.

The captions on some of the photos are hilarious.
"Lara wearing a ball gown on top of a warmblood." Oh my.

Traipsing around the stables in evening dresses. What?

The dress designer, I don't even know what to say about him.
The purple ball gown is awful.

None of the outfits make her look good.

[DET]

23. Hey, doesn't every woman wear...

“a medallion guipure crop top and a treated illusion tulle skirt” while balancing two toddlers on her lap?

[ARPad95]

24. Maybe she's auditioning to be tRumps 4th? Hmmm, Gums or the Cheat-o Puff? Hard...er...limp decision

to make.

[DFW]

25. That magenta gown seems particularly suited for casual strolls about town.

She’d almost blend in inconspicuously if it weren’t for the three hired slaves carrying her red taffeta vapor trail.

[Thtwudbeme]

37. "hired" implies they actually pay a salary

please. Salaries and taxes are for the little people.

[UTUSN]

26. K&R for, was it SNL that called her "perfume" - COMPLICIT?

[A HERETIC I AM]

59. That parody was a slam at Ivanka;

[Emile]

32. Are these pics suppose to make her glamorous or something?

To me it makes her look foolish.

[Irish_Dem]

41. She either had no editorial control, final say, or she is totally clueless.

She probably thinks she looked great.
And the article was wonderful.

Eric obviously did not marry her for her brains.

[nuxvomica]

38. Why no designer names?

If this is supposed to be a fashion shoot, these types of magazines usually say "who you're wearing", not just "what you're wearing", like: "Lara at Mar-a-Lago wearing a magenta iridescent taffeta ball gown by Enrico Bucatini" or some such.

[Irish_Dem]

40. Designer is Oscar Lopez, south Florida designer with claim to fame on TV runway show.

He is a Cuban fashion designer currently living in South Florida.

He was sole winner of the 1st season of Lifetime's Project Runway "Under the Gunn" spin-off series. He is known for his evening wear that presents a "wow" factor due to ornate details.

I had to look him up, never heard of him.

Why she is not wearing designs from the famous fashion houses I don't know.

[kskiska]

54. Along with prices

in case you wanted to buy an item.

[Irish_Dem]

39. Timing and optics are atrocious. Her FIL stole classified docs worth billions of dollars.

And she is traipsing around in couture in a mansion with expensive horses and stables.

So glad she lives in the lap of luxury off the backs of the endangered military and intelligence community.

[jmowreader]

42. Well now...let's see here

1. Lara Trump isn’t the most attractive woman out there. It’s not just that she married into the Sixth Family of the New York Syndicate…she isn’t very pretty.

2. Even so, whoever did her makeup needs to go back to school.
2a. And what is up with that picture of her getting hair and makeup services? At least Vogue waits until you’re completely ready before they start taking photos.

3. The “magenta iridescent taffeta ball gown” looks like someone went to a drag queen fabric shop in the Castro district of San Francisco, bought an entire bolt of purple cloth and wrapped it around her…without cutting any off, because they plan to return it if they can get the makeup stains out of it.

4. No “avid rider” would be within fifty feet of a horse in that outfit.

5. The author of this piece wins two awards. One is the Syrup of Ipecac Award, given to the person who most makes you want to projectile vomit. The award is an unattractive certificate printed on a paper towel because toilet paper doesn’t come in sheets that big. The other is the Hannover Fiste Memorial Award, given in honor of the first defense witness in the landmark case Federation v Sternn, in which he closed out his testimony by screaming, “Hangin’s too good for him. Burnin’s too good for him!” He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!” So…if you’re the worst person in the world, you’re in the running. The trophy is a cinder block. The recipient is to drop it on his or her bare foot, preferably from above their head. Donald Trump has been deemed permanently ineligible on grounds he built three buildings with the ones he already has.

[Irish_Dem]

48. Showing the help waiting on you hand and foot shows how rich and special you are.

[underpants]

49. Okay that made my morning

Federation v. Sternn

[Irish_Dem]

45. Her FIL is the most disgraced POTUS in US history and she swans around like a princess.

Completely tone deaf and clueless.

[Kid Berwyn]

50. She needs a boat.

The Age of the Superyacht

Excerpt…

The imperative is not usually length for length’s sake (though the longtime owner told me that at times there is an aspect of “phallic sizing”). “L.O.A.” is a byword for grandeur. In most cases, pleasure yachts are permitted to carry no more than twelve passengers, a rule set by the International Convention for the Safety of Life at Sea, which was conceived after the sinking of the Titanic. But those limits do not apply to crew. “So, you might have anything between twelve and fifty crew looking after those twelve guests,” Edmiston, the broker, said. “It’s a level of service you cannot really contemplate until you’ve been fortunate enough to experience it.”

Continues…

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/07/25/the-haves-and-the-have-yachts

[Irish_Dem]

57. A yacht would have been a better fashion shoot location than a horse barn.

[Kid Berwyn]

60. Absolutely. A nice yacht really does show who's on top.

And who’s not.

[Irish_Dem]

61. If the Trump spawn had any sense, they would go to ground, low profile, mouths shut.

They are about to the most disgraced family in the history of the United States.

[A HERETIC I AM]

53. I'll take "Things that never happened so much it unhappened things that did" for $1000, Alex.

One evening, before one of those bedtime devotions, her four-year-old son Luke, “without even missing a beat, stood up and put his hand over his heart and recited the pledge of allegiance,” which he said he learned at school.

Yeah.

Sure. And then the kid recited the entire Bill Of Rights, word for word, with emphasis on the “Right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”.

What a load of horseshit. I’m sorry I took the time to read that tripe.


And BTW, many of us know that horses have a VERY keen sense of who is and isn’t a decent person. I’m betting the ones she is pictured with have been bribed with carrots and apples.

[Irish_Dem]

58. A bad interview when it consists of lies, cliches, self promotion, children as props, etc.

[DET]

75. LOL!

"Things that never happened so much it unhappened things that did" Love it!

[Brainfodder]

56. Trying Too Hard Monthly?

Had me a taffeta.

[underpants]

66. LOL. Look thru that website.

Abortion Empowers the “Patriarchy”

Why Black Americans Understand Gun Rights

Winsome Sears Gun Rights Black Americans 2a Virginia Lt governor

A Conversation with Masculine Revival

How Being Fired from The Apprentice Transformed My Life

[Ilsa]

64. That's not a ball gown. It's a bolt of fabric folded, twisted and draped

around her.

And Laura Bush and Nancy Raygun would never "espouse a left wing agenda."