"No Balls or toasters"

[kpete]

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[tanyev]

1. Sorry, toasters go anywhere they want.

[underpants]

11. LOL

[alittlelark]

16. ...........

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. FREEDUMB!!!

Really surprised that 'dogs' aren't on the list.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. Bringing one's dog ....

Now that would qualify as animal abuse!

[relayerbob]

6. Dogs are too smart to attend

[Girard442]

4. TFG once had a bad encounter with an English muffin. A toaster might trigger him.

[relayerbob]

5. But I tanned my balls just for this occasion

[MiHale]

7. Guess they learned their lesson from J6

Missed the toaster though could have been in Nancy’s office that idiot sitting in her chair with his feet up always looked like he’s waiting for something …. Toast?

[2naSalit]

8. Structures?

[underpants]

9. I'd guess that's canopy pop ups

Check out Newsmax selling gold during Trump’s speech

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[2naSalit]

10. I saw that last night...

I thought it was really "Kmart-ish" kind of tacky.

[Iggo]

19. A gallows.

Lessons learned from J6.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Doesn't Rump have a fear of people throwing fruit at him?

Not to mention eggs, watermelons, and kumquats.

Anyway, the list is incomplete without mentioning edibles. No one at a Rump Rally is going to cast asparagus at him, no sir!

[Wicked Blue]

13. I have a toaster

and I'm not afraid to use it!

mwa ha ha ha

[Farmer-Rick]

14. No Guns????????

He's taking away their guns. What about their 2nd amendment rights? Oh the humanity.

And no chairs? What about the chairs already there? Ok, the bleachers already there. But the bleachers can act as chairs. They should all be made to stand for their Fuhrer.

[Midnight Writer]

22. Guns aren't "weapons". They are Freedom Sprayers.

[llmart]

15. Signs and placards?

Every rally pic I've ever seen there are people with signs.

Toasters? WTF? Have people been known to bring toasters to a MAGAT rally? I wouldn't be surprised since they're too stupid to know there won't be anywhere to plug them in. Maybe they did because they brought Pop Tarts for a snack and needed the toaster.

As Dubya once said so eloquently, "That was so weird shit."

[electric_blue68]

18. Signs & posters. ... really?!? Let's see if there were any anyhow

[rsdsharp]

17. Oddly, pineapples aren't prohibited.

I thought he was deathly afraid 😳 of pineapples. Those things can kill ya!

[Sneederbunk]

20. Battery-powered toasters are boss.

[Midnight Writer]

21. "Brains"?

[Brainfodder]

23. TFG is afraid of PROJECTILES being thrown at him, not wondering, no!