Trump Declares Himself a 'Perfect Physical Specimen'

[babylonsister]

Proof positive he's suffering from dementia.

https://politicalwire.com/2022/09/07/trump-declares-himself-a-perfect-physical-specimen/


Trump Declares Himself a ‘Perfect Physical Specimen’
September 7, 2022 at 10:00 am EDT By Taegan Goddard

Donald Trump’s attacks on the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago took an unusual turn this morning when he bragged about his body.

Said Trump: “Not only did the FBI steal my Passports in the FBI Raid and Break-In of my home, Mar-a-Lago, but it has just been learned through court filings that they also improperly took my complete and highly confidential medical file and history, with all the bells and whistles (at least they’ll see that I’m very healthy, an absolutely perfect physical specimen!), plus personal Tax Records (Illegal to take), and lawyer/client/privileged information, a definite NO, NO.”

He concluded: “Days of the Soviet Union!”

[JHB]

1. Of note is that he does not name of what species he is supposedly a perfect specimen

[FSogol]

5. Slime mold? Fluke worm? Urine-haired Toxic Sludge? North American Grifter?

[ornotna]

14. Stool sample

Going by my observations.

[GopherGal]

22. The FBI can probably contract some expertise from Cologuard

they seem to have experience judging the perfection (or otherwise) of such a specimen.

[piddyprints]

2. Um ...

I might not be a 10, but he's barely a 1, and a delusional one at that.

[marmar]

3. Just like this guy....

[StarryNite]

9. The resemblance is sooo strong.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Yeah, right...

[multigraincracker]

8. Weight the same as I did 55 years ago when I got out of high school.

Just a different shape.

[Ocelot II]

6. A perfect physical specimen of what?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

15. Perfect, a Mole Rat

But he's closer to the post-apocalyptic, mutated version

[DET]

28. Good Lord

That thing is hideous! But it does capture Trump’s essence.

[Jerry2144]

7. A perfect physical specimen

A specimen - isn't that what the medical people call stool samples? If that is accurate, then he is finally telling the truth. He is a stool sample in shambling form

[durablend]

10. Full of poop?

One thing he's not lying about

[MineralMan]

11. A Specimen of What?

I think I know...

[BlueIdaho]

12. He's a walking talking stroke waiting to happen.

I’m just waiting for the day when he falls down and doesn’t get up.

[malaise]

13. All obfuscation and distraction all the fucking time

What was he doing with the state’s classified documents?

Why the fuck did he not return them when subpoenaed?

Why did he and his lawyers lie and say they returned all the stolen documents?

[KarenS]

16. I think it proves that he needs glasses. n/t

[samsingh]

17. another example of his warped reality

[Srkdqltr]

18. Just an observation... but with all his money he could have tummy tucks and liposuction for a better

Look. And a face lift. And clothes that actually fit. He would not have to stop eating.

[Walleye]

20. He could actually afford a tailor so his suits fit

[sakabatou]

19. And then Trump's pants exploded

[keithbvadu2]

21. I still have the same slim, trim body as 18 when I went to boot camp.

I still have the same slim, trim body as 18 when I went to boot camp.

It's just better protected now by the new outer layer.

Well, not so new after all.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. If we're talking about a fecal specimen maybe.

[redstatebluegirl]

24. He is more careful about protecting his taxes than state secrets.

[BigDemVoter]

25. Never have I seen someone as truly physically repelling as that fucking pig.

[jmowreader]

26. I'd be a little reticent about using the word "perfect" if I was him

Trump saying "perfect" is like Eric Cartman singing about Kyle's mom in South Park: bad things happen to him when he does it. Remember that his first impeachment was over a "perfect" phone call.

[Kid Berwyn]

27. Didn't say nothing about his mental specimen.

That belongs in a sealed laboratory bag and mailed to that place that handles stool samples in a box.

[MichaelSoE]

29. I guess his bone spurs have disappeared, eh?!

[bif]

30. The 400-pound slab of human gristle? Sure.