TFG: FBI took medical records proving I'm "a very healthy, absolutely perfect physical specimen"

[highplainsdem]

That insane claim was made in one of Trump's Truth Social lies a few hours ago.

Duty To Warn has a different take. 4-tweet thread:

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[SWBTATTReg]

1. What a loser. NT

[notinkansas]

2. I thought for sure this was going to be a Borowitz piece. Pathetic.

[KS Toronado]

3. I'm glad he's an "absolutely perfect physical specimen"

That way he'll live longer in prison.

[MuseRider]

4. Fit enough for prison

out in the commons. I am sure with this report he would be able to defend himself.

[Walleye]

5. He's just afraid he will find out that he really weighs 310 pounds

Always covering up for his personal embarrassment. That’s his main activity in life

[EYESORE 9001]

6. He's a specimen alright

but only in the scatological sense.

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. So, no "Bone Spurs"?

Those would be the highest Super-Top-Secret.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. A-ha! That's another thing that worries him.

They got his medical records and they'll find out that he's not in perfect health!

[crickets]

9. Exactly. He's always loudly fretting about what bothers him most. nt

[madinmaryland]

10. Did they find his birth certificate or college records?

[keithbvadu2]

11. That's certainly one record he will want released. Along with the doctor's name who signed it.

That's certainly one record he will want released.

Along with the doctor's name who signed it.

[PCIntern]

12. Wow! Jack LaLanne's younger brother!!!

He’s definitely gonna live to 200.