Bucking the tide - I think Trump should get a special masturbator

[Effete Snob]

Look, I know we don’t like the guy, but I don’t know why we should care if he wants a special masturbator.

With those tiny hands and a deformed prick, it has to be a challenge for him.

Maybe if he got a special masturbator, then he’d be happier and just go away.

[intrepidity]

1. Yeah, go fuck that guy nt

[Faux pas]

2. I

still miss her.

[magicarpet]

4. Just as long as he squirts it on the wall like he did the Ketchup.

Don't get his baby batter any where near any lady parts. We can do very nicely without any more of his monster poltergeist children.

Thank You Very Much.

[CentralMass]

5. ...

[BootinUp]

6. bwahaha. Always laughed watching Roseanne Roseannadanna. nt

[leftieNanner]

8. Me too

But that's a picture of Emily Litella.

[edbermac]

9. Isn't that Emily Litella?

[BootinUp]

10. well, now you got me wondering...

[leftieNanner]

7. As Emily would say...

"Never mind."

[Abolishinist]

11. Too late now, as I'm happily married,

but I can imagine that in my single years I would have LOVED being referred to as a 'Special Master', it just has a special ring to it, don't you think?

[Historic NY]

12. He needs someone hands on ,

[Wrestlefire769]

13. Conway, Boebert, etc. ...

He doesn't have several?

(And those are the ones who would consent!!!)

I'd add MTG to the list, but that face would cause it to fall off!

[Midnight Writer]

14. I think all male leaders should have an official fluffer. I think the world would be more peaceful.

[Effete Snob]

15. It would certainly inspire a broader range of candidates

Is this just president, or are you thinking of including governors? Mayors? Chair of the homeowner’s association?

[Vinca]

16. I thought he already had a long line of them. There's Gym Jordan and Louie Gohmert

and Kevin McCarthy and ever faithful Lindsay and so on and so on and so on.

[Ilsa]

19. Yeah, the line to

fellate TFG's micropenis is quite long. Doesn't appear to improve his state of mind.

[librechik]

17. Thought of Emily Litella the moment I read your topic

not Roseann Rosanadanna, which was basically the same character with a Brooklyn accent and gum.

I so identify with Emily now that I am old and ding-ey.

Thanks for this, Snob!

[Effete Snob]

18. She was a gem

And you could tell that a lot of her art was drawn from real life.