While watching the Queen's funeral we both had to laugh

[redstatebluegirl]

thinking that orange marmalade was watching making notes for his funeral. Can you imagine what his send-off will look like???

[XanaDUer2]

1. I had orange marmalade this morning nt

[Ocelot II]

2. I'll watch that, too, just because it would confirm that the MFer is dead.

[2naSalit]

3. +1

[dhol82]

5. I would also like to see the wooden stake through his heart.

Just to make sure he doesn’t come back.

[grumpyduck]

4. A dumpster pulled by his minions.

While the band plays "Happy days are here again."

[gratuitous]

6. Note to self re funeral extravaganza: Order military-ish uniforms for kids

The royal family looks so snappy in their military regalia. Even though Don Segundo, Beavis, Fine Piece, Whatshername and Whathisname never served, they should wear tailored uniforms with lots of medals. Sub note to self: Stiff the tailor; it's payment enough for them to design such excellent clothes for Trump.

[agingdem]

7. How about in a cage in the middle of Fifth Avenue??

and because I’m feeling somewhat generous, I’ll throw in a cheap Mylar blanket for cover…

[usonian]

8. He will be buried in a golf course, of course.

And get excellent ratings.
When?




I *do* wish that we would care more for the living.
You don't see as much coverage of this:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-62952942
Japan storm: Nine million people told to evacuate as super typhoon Nanmadol hits

.webp

[mindfulNJ]

9. I don't know what it will

be like but I can’t wait to find out.

[Bettie]

10. A dishonor guard

as the coffin passes, each giving a 21 squirt salute with super soakers filled with urine.

Yeah, it's gross, but better than he deserves.

[UTUSN]

11. Hah! - that's what he wants the nuclear codes for, for boom salutes! Biggest EVER!