Ultra narcissistic asshole says he would get better seating up front at the queen's funeral.

[Augiedog]

Just like him to think that the Queen’s funeral is all about him.

Well I’m pretty sure someday he will be up front at another funeral, granting him his wish. Although he won’t be giving speeches or getting nazi salutes at that one.

[samnsara]

1. he couldnt even score an invite

[Walleye]

2. At his funeral The music will play, booze will flow, everybody will dance

[thomski64]

3. I will pour several ounces of my finest...

...Scotch Whisky on his grave..

...after I pass it through my kidneys.

[Walleye]

5. That will be almost as long a line as there was at the Queen's grave

[smb]

11. They'll Need A Hand Sanitizer Dispenser

[peacefreak2.0]

10. Whew.

I was worried you wouldn’t use your filtration system. Never waste good whisky after bad!😄

[DFW]

4. And how did he think he was going to do that? Get appointed P.M. of Australia?

Commonwealth first. If Trump doesn't know what the British Commonwealth is, that's not the Brits' fault.

[dalton99a]

7. +1

[Zambero]

6. It won't be at any funeral for bird-flipping Charles, that's for sure!

New King Chuck will likely outlive the delirious fast food junkie anyway. Ailing Pootie's send-off might be a better bet. I would not be surprised if TFG was on the VIP list for that one, designated for "Russian Patriot Special Agent" seating right up front.

[Ocelot II]

8. He'll have the best seat in the house at his own funeral,

and that's just fine with me. It can't come a day too soon.

[yeratowl]

9. The orange blob would have made it to the front row...