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Satire from The Borowitz Reporthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-demands-special-master-be-fired-and-replaced-with-extra-special-master
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Infuriated by Judge Raymond Dearies requests for information in the Mar-a-Lago documents case, Donald J. Trump has demanded that the special master be fired and replaced with what he called an extra-special master.
This Dearie, hes a beauty, he really is, Trump told reporters. Hes asking for information. Hes asking for information like you wouldnt believe. Hes a bad or sick guy.
Pressed to explain what he meant by an extra-special master, Trump said, We need somebody in there, somebody whos more special than this Dearie joker. If Dearie is special, then I dont know what special is.
Claiming that Dearie is rigged against me, Trump said, After that guy is fired and goes back to Antifa or wherever he came from, weve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place. This should never be allowed to happen in our country.
treestar
(82,383 posts)blue neen
(12,327 posts)I can't wait to watch Seth Meyers tonight. He does a great Trump imitation.
icymist
(15,888 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)Response to zuul (Original post)
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Chainfire
(17,602 posts)MontanaMama
(23,336 posts)You just its going to happen.
elleng
(131,067 posts)and omg born in town where I grew up!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Dearie
EnergizedLib
(1,898 posts)Is that things you think are satire really arent. I *thought* this was satire when I clicked on the link, but it was hardly definitive.
rambler_american
(789 posts)It died of exhaustion trying to keep ahead of reality.
kentuck
(111,110 posts)And tries to make it sound "normal".
Eugene
(61,938 posts)Watch TFG call Dearie a Deep State operative.
MOMFUDSKI
(5,621 posts)for the moment.
Mme. Defarge
(8,039 posts)a Special Mistress?
niyad
(113,524 posts)Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)niyad
(113,524 posts)OMGWTF
(3,972 posts)Trump is the idiot that wanted the judge
calimary
(81,429 posts)Quanto Magnus
(898 posts)then it will be
super extra special master...
uber super extra special master...
mega uber super extra special master...
'enter next bigly adjective' mega uber super extra special master...
mackdaddy
(1,528 posts)you see Borowitz in the link.