The motherfucker fucked with the wrong Special Master

[Aviation Pro]

Bloated Tick's best option at this point is to stuff his stupid face with fried chicken, hamberders, chocolate cake and a bucket of ice cream to quickly bring on that STEMI.

Oh, and one thin mint.

With warmest regards, go fuck yourself and the Vova you rode in on, you soon-to-be-rumor.

[niyad]

1. Stroke out already, you F'n, murdering, orange TRAITOR**.

[mobeau69]

3. Hey, it's fucking murdering, Orange traitor, birther bastard.

[Better Days Ahoy]

12. Both of y'all: 100%

[hlthe2b]

2. Oh, my. You are not just wanting a run-of-the mill MI (heart attack), but the most deadly (STEMI)!!

(remind me not to get on your bad side)

[Aviation Pro]

4. Yep, the widow maker

Only the worst for that motherfucker.

[central scrutinizer]

9. That's too quick

I’d prefer something involving a feeding tube, bed sores, dialysis, etc. for a decade or so.

[Ponietz]

5. All he can eat Goya beans

but for a pillow he must make do with a roll of TP like anyone else in a holding cell.

[Better Days Ahoy]

13. How about a roll of surplus paper towels for a pillow?

... to go along with those Goya beans?
I'm a fan of poetic justice for that callous MF.

[malaise]

6. Yep

The end is nigh
I’d pay for an indictment tomorrow

[Aviation Pro]

7. I hope Bloated Tick is under 24-hour surveillance

Oh, wait a second, he is, the Secret Service.

No boarding N757AF for your bug out to a friendly country for you, motherfucker.

[wryter2000]

8. Let him bug out to Russia

Then, he can be his pal Putin's problem. And have him take Orban with him.

[Aristus]

10. Just one wafer-thin mint...

[FakeNoose]

11. Most of the federal judges - most of the time - are going to be fair and impartial

Yeah we all know that a few ringers are in there. But we're seeing that our federal judges do deserve our trust most of the time. They have sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution of the USA. The understanding is that Party membership has no place for a federal judge while he/she is serving on the bench. Unlike Treason45, they really do mean it and they take their oaths seriously.

[gldstwmn]

14. Dearie is a real, old school judge from back in the time before judges were

legislating from the bench. He also seems to have a low tolerance for bullshit. We might have actually gotten lucky with this one.