Margerie Taylor Greene now running a contest to win a hog hunting trip with her.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Link to tweet

Oh to have a MANPADS missile.

[Aristus]

1. The loser has to go with her on TWO hog-hunting trips.

[underpants]

9. 😆😆😆

[TheBlackAdder]

23. After it's shot, will they untie it before the photos are taken?

[Vinca]

2. But officer, I honestly thought it was a hog.

[Pantagruel]

3. Can't make this stuff up!!

[Torchlight]

4. I'm kinda thinking the jokes not only write themselves,

but that they act as director, producer, set design, and wardrobe too.

[Irish_Dem]

14. It is not possible to write a joke funnier than what comes out of her own mouth.

[Pantagruel]

5. She needs to be accompanied

by a Cheney.

[Walleye]

6. Yep, ya beat me to it

[SheltieLover]

17. Bazinga!

[liberaltrucker]

22. Preferably Liz

[Chainfire]

7. How would you know what was what?

[rogue emissary]

8. I recommend she goes through with it.

What could go wrong. (Thinking about the time a past VP shoot guy in the face.)

[MyOwnPeace]

10. SO easy to win THAT one.......

Simply turn to her and say, "GOT 'YA!"

[Deuxcents]

11. Hmmm..appealing to her base of ... ok. I'll be nice

[Initech]

12. Still not doing anything to you know, actually help the people of Georgia.

Just spreading more hate, fear, ignorance and stupid conspiracy theories.

[underpants]

13. Paraphrasing Quint in JAWS

Helicopter goes in the air
You go in the air
Jewish space lasers’ in the air

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies..

[2naSalit]

15. I'd like to see...

Her FALL OUT of the aircraft while aloft. Right when she pulls the trigger, like a lightning strike from above!

[4Q2u2]

16. Can you "accidentally"

Shoot her in the face?
Asking for a friend.

Signed D. Cheney.

[GenXer47]

19. it could only be

an improvement...she looks like post-surgery Mickey Rourke.

[durablend]

21. "Whoops the gun slipped, officer"

[Blue Owl]

18. This Little Piggy

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy had roast beef, and
This little piggy went wah-wah-wah all the way home

[DFW]

20. As Dolly Parton (might have) put it.............

[LuckyCharms]

24. don't say it...don't say it...don't say it...

I'll get banned...don't say it...don't say it...

[Lucinda]

25. ...

[867-5309.]

26. Sometimes the jokes write themselves

n/t

[Hassin Bin Sober]

27. I'm not a big fan of those Robinson helicopters

[Demsrule86]

28. Maybe Dick Cheney wins? JK.

[Autumn]

29. She looking for a man?

[kacekwl]

30. Does MTG

get a head start ? It would be cruel if she didn't.